Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
InnocentWings 13
YDI for not double-checking and triple-checking that it's children friendly.
worldclassrager 41
The good thing is she doesn't know that it's that...right?
lokland 12
That's... Horrifying, while I do respect peoples opinion to like a children's show. A sex toy? Really? That's wrong
dave20012 15
At a sex shop..where else you going to buy sex toys? I highly doubt a toy store (girls section) will have sec toys for grown ups
iwadasn 33
He probably bought it online. If he just searched for "My Little Pony plush" and didn't read the description of the product, I can see how he'd make the mistake.
mkcherry 14
It might be seem like a normal doll until you see the hole under the tail. If it's in a box that's be easy to miss. It's probably ok to let her play with it she won't know. The men Who use it are sick though, at least keep it in the species
howdoilogin 9
You bought a My Little Pony product. YDI.
awesomeamandas 37
So you're suggesting OP should have stolen it instead?
Khali_May 10
First rule of the internet (when shopping) : Always read the product description. YDI, OP
happyfingers 15
Where the heck were you shopping that you could mistake a sex toy for a children's toy?!
blackonblight 33
Online, read some previous comments geez.
RabbitOfAurora 28
There was a big thing not that long ago about a tumblr page "princess molestia" (they were MLP rape comics or something) being taken down because it was so popular it was the first thing coming up when the little ones were searching their favorite show. A group that identified as "bronies" started sending death threats, harassing, hacking both the girl that had it taken downs tumblr and paypal account, emptying all her funds. this is why nobody identifies as a brony anymore. You're simply a MLP fan or a pegasister (which was started apparently because the bronies were becoming exactly this)
Witchylady 18
Yuck!!! That is so gross. But seriously I don't think toys r us sells sex toys. So how could you have possibly bought a sex toy. Unless you thought you would kill time and buy a present for yourself and the kid in the adult store. FYI fluffy toys in adult stores are not meant for kids. At all!!!! This ones on you. YDI
limabeans101029 21
Ever heard of online shopping?