Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why are half the comments assuming he bought this at an adult toy store? Does no one here know about online shopping?
TisAPenguin 16
Did tho accidentally walk into a sex shop instead of Toys R Us?
Princessuuke 17
Oh my god...
an3ph 20
That's not a toy shop, even if they do sell fluffy handcuffs.
alicat13 12
So which kiddy toy shop sells adult toys? which adult toy shop sells kiddy toys... Canada must be a scary place for children.
Bquillero16 18
Wtf is wrong with humanity
snippit 18
Any hints when you were in the sex shop buying it? Lol Op please give a follow up :)
Ziggy122 15
******* bronies.
limabeans101029 21
I don't understand why so many people are saying OP deserved it because he bought the toy at a sex shop, when that obviously isn't the case. Firstly, why would he even check a sex shop for a present for his young niece? Secondly, if he just happened to be in a sex shop and saw a my little pony toy, OP probably would've assumed that it wasn't suitable for children considering it's in a sex shop. He probably bought it online and didn't realize what it was.
SnowFangedBeauty 19
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