Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
mikaellikestacos 14
I can think of NO ways that can happen at all
yABoi408 6
SMMFBHAY but um are you a blonde hair female?
ksks1234 33
What does that loooong acronym stand for?
honeybee1993 5
It's difficult to buy mlp toys for kids now because of that Brony crap!
Saraishi 25
A MLP stuffed animal meant to be used as a sex toy... Dafuq is wrong with people??
d4m4s74 12
The infamous Lyra plushie. Keep it, it might be worth a pretty penny in a few years.
simsgirlgem 25
In the case of MLP its best to go to walmart or Target you know places where you have a better chance of not getting a sex toy
angel80_fml 2
Idiot !!!! What store did you buy it at ? Do you think we're idiots ?
ThunderTheRad 14
Bronies teach little girls that anything you love will be ruined by a white man.
FlyingPie 17
Awkward
kimbylu_fml 2
YDI! Where do you buy this toy?? Those aren't sold at toy stores or walmart!