Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
lordrauhl 7
How do you accidentally find a sex toy at a store that you went to buy a kids toy?
blackonblight 33
When the store is online and you searched for MLP without thinking you had to specify not the adult section.
dubi1294 1
******* bronies
MisterGasMoney 16
If you bought that at a normal toy store, you could get some money for that...
BossCactus87 5
I'm a brony... But... What... I just... WHAT
juanschwartz 18
OH. MY GOD.
Omniprism 15
At least other people are asking the same questions as I. My mother and I buy a lot of second hand clothing and toys for my sisters children but only after we've inspected it thoroughly and it's in good condition. Maybe you can bribe her with a new toy and secretly take the other away.
bebefer 8
Online places don't always say what kind of plushie something is, and anyways, the OP could've gotten the plushie at Spencer's. The front is at first, second, and third glance kid friendly and filled with cool things, while the back is all sex toys and such. Maybe the OP didn't realize he went back too far?
Axel5238 29
Possible, but considering it was probably near the I love weed bumper stickers and beer bong sets probably not a place to buy presents for kids.
evagria89 2
I call bullshit
Antivist 13
Omg
Sabine305 4
Where the heck did you buy it?