Audrey
Germany
Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML
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RedCronos 17
"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"
Shawn2095 18
Taking "shit talk" to a new level
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RedCronos 17
"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"
Shawn2095 18
Taking "shit talk" to a new level
Lizzy500 16
Probably acid reflux from having no room left for your stomach.
Lalala579121 28
Well how else are the babies supposed to get out? Eventually the pressure from all the baby farts become too much and push the baby out.
Grand_Genie 14
Kids say the funniest things lol
tigeresscrazy 12
You just never know what kids will say next lol
Soninuva 41
You may want to consider a different toothpaste and/or brushing more frequently.
bleu85 11
you should be glad that it's coming from you kid and not anyone else...
Enslaved 38
Did you just finish eating $100 worth of bleu cheese?
RichardPencil 32
Reference to an FML from a few days ago: Top notch!!! You should have many thumbs up for this!
ihatedouchbags 17
Laughed so hard! True fmler
Moerighan 23
Kids are so open and honest, bet you laughed though.
RichardPencil 32
I'd think most people would react with horror to discover they have fart breath. The kid probably got in her head and now she can taste the farts!!!
Moerighan 23
I have 4 kids, 99% of the time you laugh at the random things they say.
RichardPencil 32
Actually, when my daughter told me something shocking, I turned white as a ghost.