Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
You had one job!
newzealand 28
I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!
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Comments (51)
Kamon97 23
You had one job!
cumberbunny 17
Bad luck Brian.
glabberfasted 16
7 - Briana* OP is a girl :)
JMichael 26
And it wasn't cleaning her room.
jazzmin1997 16
You tried *star*
energizerbunny23 18
It's a sign you should clean your room another day
swaggalikethat 22
No, that's a sign you should never clean your room
LuluRichards 20
Well you tried, many have walked the path of productive-room-tidying, and many have failed...
newzealand 28
I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!
Tbearshy 16
Lazy sub conscious
mattybstacks 8
On the bright side, you don't have to clean your room anymore.
daydreamer244 13
Sounds like something I would do....being clumsy sucks....I feel ya OP.
Mynamewontfi 40
Bringing laziness to a new level. Good job, OP.
Vanshikap 24
Haha. OP its a sign. ur room doesn't want to be cleaned. give up now,before you get hurt worse.