Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
Haxan 1
Wow who would make a my little pony sex toy... That's just wrong and sad
copenhagenkid 8
SA, and people say the teenagers are the dumb ones.
ndad79 8
Really you didn't notice that anywhere on the package and I mean not sure about Canada but down here you can't buy sex toys at just any store so REALLY
emeraldmaz 9
One would assume it was bought online.
BobbieH 19
How exactly do you buy the sex toy version by mistake? You probably shouldn't be shopping at the **** shop for a child's birthday gift. You could tell it was a sex toy from across the room from her when opening the gift, but couldn't tell when it was in your hand in the store? You must have been preoccupied with your own pleasure gifts that you didn't see this wasn't a random child's toy at an adult book store.
emeraldmaz 9
I daresay this was bought from DeviantArt, or Etsy, or Ebay, made by a rather specific group of bronies. Those toys do look rather innocent, and can be easily mistaken for a normal soft toy/plushie or a puppet - however, the hole in the back is unfortunately not intended for a hand...
BradTheBrony 19
YDI, take 2 seconds to look at what you buy.
jdesa 2
But why is a sex toy a plush pony...??
KAT0INFINITY 11
(From a fan of the show) that is nasty
TsarKeith12 9
Sounds like a made up scenario to spread fear and hate... Even if it's not, ydi for not paying attention
pansycake99 2
What aisle did u buy it in...?