Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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rhysfucker 24
C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.
mike7800 8
are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?
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Comments (204)
mybubbles2000 13
I hope she never finds out. But out of curiosity. Where were you shopping?
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
"curiosity"
ChakatBlackstar 29
This is why you have to be extra careful when shopping online.
its_bree 10
How could you not have been able to tell the difference?
Ducklett 11
This "brony" stuff creeps me out. It's a show that was made for little girls and now they've made it into their sexual worlds. You really should have checked it out. But at the same time, you'd expect a MLP toy to be for a young girl.
awesomeamandas 37
Actually, Lauren Faust, the creator of my little pony friendship is magic has stated numerous times that my little pony was created for a variety of age groups and both genders. Not just for little girls.
Ducklett 11
My bad, I'll take that back. But still, the sexual community around it creeps me out.
blackonblight 33
Faust didn't create the brand, just this latest reboot's tv show. Bay can say Transformers were aimed at adults/teenagers if he wants and it'd mean the same thing. Toy based franchises decades old with very specific target audiences. The periphery demographic always existed, it's just never be pandered to before.
Jst4kicks 16
bom chika waa waa
acidburnz1107 10
I Googled it. One has an open back side/ butt. ewwwww
PainOfDemise 11
How can you mess something like that up? A dead give away should be where you bought it from. It you walked into a adult store and see a pony toy, it's probably not for kids.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Dude probably got it off of Amazon or Ebay and assumed something MLP themed would be for a young girl. Who wouldn't at first glance? Besides, it could have had a misleading description and/or picture.
damnit1989 16
YDI for not checking, and for just grabbing something and assuming it would be ok for her. But FYL at the same time for the awkward situation.
martin998877 12
Let's see what happens on his sister's birthday when he buys her a pet rabbit.
BuckNekkid 22
don't believe you. what kind of place sells kids toys and sex toys both. how this got by the approval process needs to be reviewed