Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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rachelroller 0
HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..
Sae_Ghelk 6
Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?
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brie3 0
love the books, but it sounds like you got shafted by a fake DVD. Sorry
chippa 24
How is this an FML? I love that movie! Hahah. I just watched it a couple nights ago online. First time I watched it was just after it came out, also online. I am in the middle of reading the last book right now. :D
Corneliat 0
Spam fail. Also the allow the book series over in the states....
LadyFantastic 0
Why do most people enjoy the movie or something about the movie? That was an epic fail movie. I liked the random guys who were lighting their farts more than the main characters!
iscamonkey 0
Why do you consider your life to be a problem just for buying this DVD? Did you just end up on this website thinking it was Twitter? Are do you believe, somehow, that your life has got to such a low, catatonic state that spending money on extravagances such as DVDs is putting you ever closer from the edge of despair into the mixing bowl of self hatred? Probably the first one.
gummibehrs 4
Not to mention the movie "Teeth".
smartalek 2
best movie everrr
twitchy315 0
lmao i agree with #42
FHGrif 0
my mom watched it on my computer and switched it to Region 2. I had already changed it several times before. Now I'm stuck with PAL
StarElise 0
oh #36 seems as though you need to get your facts right before trying to come off as a smart ass.
DecayDance_fml 0
Dude, that isn't an FML, it's an amazing film, I also have it on DVD. Then again.. I am 13.. if you're like thirty-something then yeah, fail.