Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
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lyvingvamp 15
how exactly could you not feel that?
red225 14
Where can one find this DVD?
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lyvingvamp 15
how exactly could you not feel that?
parism143 28
Unless she has ****** lips of steel...
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Probably wore super tight pants. So you totally deserve it!
edanielleh 21
@ 18 a lot of dancer costumes are very tight. It is so they do not get in the way at all. of course this one was too tight, but it wasn't like she didn't have good cause to be in tight clothes
lyvingvamp 15
or, since she was dancing, it is more likely that she was wearing some sort of spandex, which has a tendency to ride up.
Exhaling 12
I am wondering if she was in the Nutcracker... Usually that has a lot of people watching so it would be embarressing to OP I guess. OP, don't be so sad, I'm sure that the people who noticed probably understood that you were wearing tights and that can happen.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That makes no ******* sense, 18. As these fine people stated, as well as OP, she was doing a dance routine. How often do you see dancers wearing baggy clothes? Minus the whole hippity hoppity dance style of course. My guess is that she was in a unitard or something like that, and we all know they're pretty tight fitting. Well, everyone except you it seems.
immunetoinsanity 23
"Hippity hoppity"
awilso13 8
So wait, yo'll actually feel that?!?!? This makes me question every camel toe I've ever seen!!!!
hugozac88 22
#6 wtf lol
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
I myself dance. usually in front of a mirror when I practice. She should have practiced in her costume no? A little planning and preparing goes a long way.
amayasoma 19
Maybe some people are used to the camel toe o.o
TheBrochure 22
My bet is that OP was focused on the dance, in every way possible, and couldn't feel it because of that. Dancers are good at ignoring "unnecessary" sensations and feelings. Hardcore dancers can overlook the searing pains resulting from torn muscles, broken bones and the like.
interesting33 37
If you wear elastic sort of material for dancing it can be he usual feeling
LP13413 8
#6 - Next time. she should consider wearing a kryptonite leotard
murdersquirrel 15
#94 - I misread "and the like" as "and life." that's probably also applicable.
McPickleStache 10
let's hope that no one else noticed, or cared
phatdaddy62 23
We all noticed. I couldn't stop staring.
kittykat1501 31
What's a cameltoe?
ohnowhyme123 15
Say no to the camel toe
MortenM 17
It's just a minor hump
cakefete2 31
Two different things. If OP had a camel hump, she would have to change her gender icon.
jkmartinjk 16
Here she comes, there she goes, She shouldn't where them clothes, Her jeans are splittin' at the hips... Here she comes, there she goes, They call her camel toes, Yeah you can almost read her lips!
jkmartinjk 16
*wear
hunts19ketchup 23
#59, Yeah, correcting that didn't actually make it any better
jkmartinjk 16
It's actually a very humorous song...
patchesOhoolihan 12
...and you couldnt feel it?
Futacy 30
You posted this a little too late, but I still give you props for trying.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
How many people were watching the dance concert and who? I mean if it's just friends and family it's not that big of a deal.
Epikouros 32
Except that her new nickname would be Dancing Camel. Friends and family watching would be the worst!
Rizzen 27
wow, surely the pants or underwear riding up you ****** would be a sure indication of you having a camel toe.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
She might have noticed, but couldn't do anything about it, seeing as OP was at a dance concert, which most likely means she was on a stage, in front of a lot of people. If that is the case, You wouldn't want to try and fix your camel toe in front of a bunch of people.
skyttlz 32
It would be like fixing a wedgie but in the front.
red225 14
Where can one find this DVD?
Queen_bee1234 21
The adult erotica section of Walmart.
Sports_guy3 28
Somewhere in the UK.
DJisHere11 19
#8 In the Sahara Desert, next to the other three camel toes.
luckyone365 7
61: impregnate me
DJisHere11 19
#76 WTF haha! Your a guy, with no profile picture, and you ask me this. I think I have a FML to write.
awkotaco333 15
you didn't feel that??
Infamous_Tora 12
Please read other comments before commenting, thanks.
wowsaint 4
Mama!! He got a camel toe... No son its just his style...
AgentAvalos 7
Her*
theaaxis 27
*she
thenewgirl29 20
This comment was dumb !
RedPillSucks 33
A guy with camel toe would be a terrifying sight
MzZombicidal 36
#69, I could be wrong, but I believe that's called a "moose knuckle"
jannatanelle 5
Good Chance she felt it but couldn't exactly do anything about in on stage and in front of an audience there's bound to be atleast one person commenting to their friend how they just saw the girl on the left pick her vajay.
buckeyed 20
I'd rather be the girl who picked her camel toe after a few minutes than the one who had it for hours.
noobienick 19
Can you read? She said that she noticed it when she watched the video, not before.
jannatanelle 5
not sure if you've ever had a wedgie picked it and then forgot about it but camel toe is quite similar. it very well could have been something she noticed and forgot but later after reviewing the footage realized that she had camel toe the entire film.