Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
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somepartsareme 0
@6 S, s [es] –noun, plural S's or Ss, s's or ss. 1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant. 2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose. 3.something having the shape of an S. 4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s. 5.a device, as a printer's type, for reproducing the letter S or s.
perdix 31
Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.
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Comments (64)
JKfusion 0
FAIL!
White667 0
They coulda' just pretended it was a joke, like "Phyke! Hahahahaha" as opposed to "Opps... errrr...."
chyeahbro 0
psych* lmfao learn how to spell
Perchick 6
Mommy is not amused!
kimberlysy 0
ok
Snake_Monkey 0
Wtf is that
lennelleong 33
The irony is all the tidying & cleaning up might have made all that kinky Sadomasochism stuff easier to find just by looking @ the titles in the book/magazine rack!
statistical 3
YDI for liking chains and whips! Ha
gptxsk8r 0
what the hell is S
LOL_7052 0
What?
somepartsareme 0
@6 S, s [es] –noun, plural S's or Ss, s's or ss. 1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant. 2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose. 3.something having the shape of an S. 4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s. 5.a device, as a printer's type, for reproducing the letter S or s.
VegHead13 0
Lmao!
nintenDX 0
lit win
ZoZo17_fml 0
lmfao
khaoticpanda 28
i smell a troll
crazyluvbug 8
Lmao! He totally deserved that for asking that retarded ass question! WIN!!!
tuxedoandex 28
why are the 's escaped
perdix 31
Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.
Halti 4
legend
YDI_King 0
did she want to join? thats the only way i see this is an FML