Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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rachelroller 0
HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..
Sae_Ghelk 6
Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?
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Comments (137)
penelopex3 0
how is this a FML? you bought it.
elliekinslurvsya 0
i thought it was full-frontal snogging? and there's a movie of it? really? i read one of those books, then i went back and tried to read this one and i couldn't get through it...i'd watch the movie though.
NoHero 0
Great film :) I had to watch it for work (subtitling). Haven't read the book though.
kelsey_LYNN 0
i luuurve the books & the movie was rad.
kirbstomp 0
i didnt know they made a movie !
Boweezee 0
Where can you see the movie online? As in a website I mean.
erikasstories 0
isn't it 'and full-frontal snogging'? cause that's defintitely what the book was, and it was great. i've been dying to see the movie.
nevergoneforever 0
yeah, but they changed the title because the producers thought "full-frontal" sounded too dirty for America... ;)
hvn 0
"full-frontal" was "too dirty" for America?! I live in America. We have movies called "The 40 Year Old Virgin", "Jackass", and "Glad He Ate Her". I think "full-frontal" would fall into the PG13 category at best in this country.
IIzSuperGirl 0
Everything it too dirty for america. You ***** would moan about the dirt on the back of your neck if you could see it. I don't see how Jackass, Glad He Ate Her and The 40 year old virgin, are bad in any way shape or form. Americans seem to feel the need to preserve their own innocence until they're about 36, full frontal, pg13? Seriously? Jesus Christ.
Zeta91 0
IIzSuperGirl, If you actually take a good look and not a glance, you will see that after the name of the Original Poster, it says United Kingdom (London)....not "America", you tard, Learn2Read. -Zeta
TeenieAmerica 9
Shut up IIzSuperGirl, we have the best **** here. :)
ac35031 3
Actually, you are the tard here. The UK isn't only London. London is a part of England, which is a part of the UK along with Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales! so STFU.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
How is she a tard? Technically if London was in the UK, then the poster is from the UK and there is nothing wrong with what she just said.
nevergoneforever 0
AH love the book... the movie was kinda lame. i'm sorry,
pinelotiile 0
so? you suck at FMLs...
BlackBirdBillie 0
love love love those books. for that very reason, i kno i'll prolly hate the movie. all the same, off to check it out!!!