Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Today, I had a job interview in a hotel and arrived 20 minutes early. I sat in the lobby practicing answers while watching the elevators. Eventually, the receptionist walked over and asked if I was waiting for someone. I gave her the company name. She pointed across the street. I'd been practicing my interview in the wrong hotel. FML
Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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identikit 0
You sat and waited for 30 minutes? Don't be such a doormat in situations like that.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
You could've easily just asked "Excuse me, but could you show me where the bathrooms are before we start?" It would've been a lot easier than sitting through and interview needing to pee /:
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Comments (43)
identikit 0
You sat and waited for 30 minutes? Don't be such a doormat in situations like that.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
BAD fml. too many "!" things
CubanBaybee 2
there are only two....
qwertyuiopdead 0
^^ true dat
SarahPicc 3
exclamation points. dumbass...
FallenNevermorE 0
he was just trying to be polite and didn't want to mess up the interview
superguppy19 3
Stfu
Ilikepie82479 20
I don't see any exclamation points
Aviva1313 0
Why is this an FML? Could you not have kindly asked the HR rep to show you the restrooms? Being in HR they probably would have liked to know that the staff left you holding your bladder for 30 minutes...
LamesauceLala 0
Not to sound stupid, what's HR stand for?
toshiro10div 0
human resources
frolick123 0
hilariously retarded
kei1108 13
1. Don't say retarded. 2. Maybe she's never been in a work environment before and didn't know what HR meant. Give her a break.
biochills 0
Shut up *****
_krystallynn_ 11
biochills. you're a ****. shut up. she didn't know. -_-
0___0 9
I thought it was homeroom but isn't that for school not jobs? idk I'm only 13.
Kriissttaa 0
you're stupid.
kei1108 13
No she's not. Why is it that just because you have worked in an office before, suddenly EVERYONE has to know about office life. there have been like 3 comments on here that are antagonizing teens because they don't know what HR is. Seriously. Think it through.
kei1108 13
In school it is Home room, but in an office it means human resources. they sometimes interview people, and they handle people's complaints, arguments and issues.
_krystallynn_ 11
yeah. seriously people on this site are ***** sometimes.. i hate people who degrade others because they may not know something. its pathetic really.
fourth_line_dust 20
If that's you in your profile picture you look to fat to be a 13 year old.
dhil11 5
I know what HR means and I'm the same age. It's called common sense. I'm not saying that she's stupid for not knowing I'm just saying I see why people are confused why she doesn't know.
noob_fml 0
It stands for Human Resources. They're the people who basically interview you and hire you.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
You could've easily just asked "Excuse me, but could you show me where the bathrooms are before we start?" It would've been a lot easier than sitting through and interview needing to pee /:
TipsyTop28 0
you waited an hour to go pee. Wow. This is a sad story.
BamGirl_fml 0
OMG! your a retard!
Allison_H 0
*You're See what I did there?
happygoluckyhh 0
I agree with everyone above me! Why the hell would you wait THAT LONG? As someone mentioned, you could've stopped somewhere else.
happygoluckyhh 0
Also, I'm 12 and I knew that HR stands for Human Resorces.