Today, my 72 year-old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with homemade signs all day, campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me to ask if she was high. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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StitchedBear 0
so.. support your damn grandma. if she wants to run for mayor you should be getting everyone to vote for her & how's about helping your 72 year old grandma make some damn signs? tell your friend to get her head out of her ass not everyone is "high"
aruss721 0
what? that's awesome! GO GRANDMA! She'd probably be the best mayor you have even had!!!
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Comments (104)
drakem 7
lol frw
nishant5456 0
lol, but WAS she high?, that's the question.
drakem 7
Oops I meant ftw. don't trust itouch autocorrect
YupImBack 0
lol fyl
Mehness 0
How the he'll is this an fml? She's the one doing shit.
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL I feel for you OP. my grandma is crazy
RiiOT09 9
She's taking the " it's never too late to start over " thing too seriously
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
everyone's got dreams, OP. can't granny have one, too? or do you hate old people? ydi for thinking old farts don't still have goals.
nikkidancer321 0
I would say of corse she is. lol.
pleasenopuffin 0
Who the hell let this one get approved? This is by far the lamest FML in history.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I'd vote for her.
kimshoo 0
I don't even know how to vote on this... how is this an fml?! you better vote for granny or Christmas will be light.
iSitt 0
always learning new things helps delay alzheimers
iTaylor 0
she wasn't high, she's just been drinking Jack Daniels since 9 am this morning.
ThereIsNoFork 0
46- and she brushed her teeth with it, too.
beeship321 5
I bet your gramma goes along supporting you for every stupid thing you want to do. Why can't you do this for her?
far_east 6
not an fml. u have a pretty epic grandma
heidelbergmeme 5
I have to agree with 60… if she was my grandma I would help her campaign, instead of posting it up on FML
jizwiz 3
Shes doing it to meet them sexy old men and **** them with her saggy pus. So yes she is ****** high
Molord1 0
haha sounds like my grandma
hamshama 0
Today, some demon took over my body and forced me to run for mayor. then he opened his big big big big finger and took out fingers and poo cream and spageti and... and...
YouCantBreakMe 9
your grandmas freaking awesome. I don't know what the hell your talking about.
sparklesxD 0
#56 - but she's not Kesha..
kaayalbx 0
That was hilariouusss. favorite
catfish_charlie 0
that's a good friend you've got there
Eggers 2
I know. WTF? F her L for having a loser grandchild that doesn't stand up for family. Grow up, OP.
jameses19 0
ha it's the frankenstein
mostreal907 0
go teaparty grandma!!!!!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
The tea Party sucks ass
misti_csi 0
I'd still support her :)
aruss721 0
what? that's awesome! GO GRANDMA! She'd probably be the best mayor you have even had!!!
underaegis 0
mayors dont actually do anything I don't even know the mayor of my city and I've never moved
MacNuggets 0
GO GRANDMA!!
theboldshadow 11
haha I would wonder is she was high too
StitchedBear 0
so.. support your damn grandma. if she wants to run for mayor you should be getting everyone to vote for her & how's about helping your 72 year old grandma make some damn signs? tell your friend to get her head out of her ass not everyone is "high"
Rainbow35 6
There's probably more to this than what it seems... Maybe OP is saying F their life because their friend clearly doesn't support OP's grandma? Or maybe the town isn't even currently holding elections for mayor in the first place but OP's grandma is trying to run anyway? There has to be something that would make this bad thing...
caliangel 0
lol it's a funny situation but 12 is right! instead of being embarassed by your family, you need to embrace it!!!
vienna_awaits 0
**** her life for having a selfish grandkid like you. I'm sure she has good intentions and probably has nothing else to do, so just suck it up and support her, dumbass
Rainbow35 6
There's probably something more to this, like maybe she was *actually* running for mayor, but just kind of decided she was and put up random posters for no reason?