Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML
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Top comments
Montanagrl 9
WHY would you share a towel w/your sister!?!
swizzywizzy 8
Time to get your own towel
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Comments (13)
swizzywizzy 8
Time to get your own towel
Zaizun 11
Time to just throw in the towel.
Montanagrl 9
WHY would you share a towel w/your sister!?!
smallandroid 26
Time to get back into the shower...
shannon2348 14
The towel you share with your sister? What the hell. Get your own damn towel. ydi
Sady_Ct 38
Why do people share towels?
Alex Parsons 5
I was thinking the same thing. this isn't the first I have heard of sharing a towel. When I was young, if I remember correctly, my dad would have us share the same towel and I never understood it
alycion 39
It’s common with some families. Never got it. But I was also confused by families who didn’t serve drinks with meals, they were given after. I mean it’s just a glass of water.
Sinshine 28
Those towel shortages are really getting out of hand.
CRC_101 31
People should really never share towels.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Another Oldie butt Crappy. I could not resist, and I regret nothing.
randomnobody0622 6
PINK EYE ALERT, AND EWE GROSS WHYYY