Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Top comments
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well duh. It was Facebook official.
WallyTheWombat 0
Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.
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Comments (173)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well duh. It was Facebook official.
strizz18 0
happy birthday op
WallyTheWombat 0
Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.
pertained 12
LOL
urdirtyolduncle 15
Demand a gift. Then demand another one on your real birthday. She'll feel so guilty for forgetting your birthday date that she'll have to buy you twice. OP is a genius. Now he doesn't have to decide between MW3 and BF3.
BagleHead 6
You should get mad at your mother over her lack of mothering skills
imacreeper 3
She didn't forget. She just played along ;)
YacL 15
Srsly ^
sxe_beast 11
I hope the OP's mother was JK. How does a woman forget the day of pushing out a giant fat ball of bloody screaming mucous out of her ****** after carrying it for nine-ish motnhs?
Maddoctor 10
I found this FML pretty funny because it's my actual birthday today.
JetLifeNextLife 0
91 happy birthday.....bitch
kate_13_beast 7
happy birthday :)
Nicnats 3
if u changed it to today then people wouldn't have been notified. dosnt it usually tell u at the beginning of the week not that day?
jmtmxer 0
91- no one cares sorry maybe you need to post an FML now....
jaidonsafira 0
You 18 yet? Giggity.
jaidonsafira 0
to 91 btw.
t3hpwnz4rz 4
65 Why would you need to decide mw3 is gonna suck?
urdirtyolduncle 15
MW3 is gonna be the best game of the year.
scarletdragonfly 5
At least she took the time to wish you a Happy Birthday... My grandparents always forget my mom's birthday. But why would you take that much time to get attention? >:|
babyydolly 0
96- No it tells you on the actual day of the persons birthday, not the week.
rebekahah 7
they are notified on the homepage on that day as well
warlockplayer19 5
cool story bro
Maddoctor 10
Thanks 93 and 100 for making me feel so loved by the FML community. I bet no one remembers your birthdays...that sucks.
scarletdragonfly 5
Happy belated birthday! :D
ruthchun92 2
Ydi cus you actually took the time to do that.
KiddNYC1O 22
You should take the time to read the FML comment's policy.
rocketeer_97 1
^^^ YDI *because you actually took the time to comment.
smlz4me 1
dear #2, you are an ass. :)
coolp3son 0
yaa that full 5 seconds
iownyou777 0
right back at ya 173
Chocomaro 4
at least one person knows
Chocomaro 4
not
forever2life 0
wow retard you tried to be cool by adding comments to your post.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Lmfao. He wasn't trying to be cool, he realized his mistake and fixed it. I think.
Bubbelz 25
Nope, that was a lame attempt at sarcasm.
PainInTheAsss 16
I think you're missing the point...
Jake_2013 0
Your mom was confused.
lilclare 0
maybe she's in the wolfpack just like you. there's no room for kids in the wolfpack.
HubertPL 0
omfg ^
jaidonsafira 0
But... the baby.
OCDC 9
Carlos isn't a kid. If he's old enough to jack off at the table, he's old enough to be running with the wolfpack.
phatdaddy62 23
that's a rather lame stunt
alexg823 0
I wonder if she got him a present...
NecroParade 3
Seriously, 4. If OP is so insecure that he needs to test who remembers his birthday, he deserves it.
fudgeness 0
dang
mycookiezz 0
I can see the love... Can't you feel it???
giannanicole0656 0
haha yeah what love they share bahaha
mycookiezz 0
oh I feel it ;-)wink wink
chawk227 2
she probably wished u a happy birthday so you would feel bad for trying to make everyone look stupid...YDI
christinez13 0
Aww that sucks
brooooks 0
haha , your mom has facebook? :p
thebestof1984 0
What's wrong with that? my 70 year old grandmother has one!!!
Dreamkiller51 5
11- you're just jealous that your mom doesn't have a Facebook, so FYL.
techweed 12
Grandma got a Facebook!!!
CateXOX 0
50- That song really sucks.
theaws0m3guy 4
=3
biancaschmitt994 0
your rude.
jesscarrr 10
72 - *you're
techweed 12
51 - that's your opinion, I really liked it cause the grandma in the video looks just like my grandma, who also has a Facebook, the similarities makes it hilarious
sabrinahusic 0
haha 23 your comments are hilarious.