Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I finally treated myself and bought my first moisturizer. The woman at Sephora promised it would "retexturize my face." If by "retexturize" she meant, "make it feel like a rubber balloon," then she was right on the money. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
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wavesofblue 1
$20 isn't expensive...
Rico255 0
mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn
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Comments (221)
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
its not the cream thats doing it
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's why I always smell products before I buy them...People always look at me strangely for doing so, but it's well worth it to make sure whatever I'm buying doesn't smell foul.
iTaylor 0
I heard that mascara was made out of bat poo too...
Tasanasanta 0
Maybe google it and stop wondering if it's made of poo
JustineBieberHat 0
#1 full of win
ReaganForPrez 0
$20 is not expensive for moisturizer.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#77 It is for some people. I wouldn't exactly consider it cheap, especially if it turned out I had to throw it away because I found out it smelled awful.
ReaganForPrez 0
Yeah, you're right - it may be expensive for some. I'm just saying on a large scale, $20 is relatively cheap for moisturizer. Further, if she was that worried about the money, she shouldn't have purchased a product that she couldn't smell/touch beforehand.
caliangel 0
it's only 20 dollars... sheesh.. just buy a new one
fishboy112 0
that sucks
stephanie0613 0
same thing i was thinkingg . why didnt you smell it before you bought it or better yet before you put it on your face . haha
ravenxcorvinus 9
this is 1 of those thngs whr u shlda smelt da damn thng b4 u bought it dude! YDFI