Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
kacysospacyy
United States
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Top comments
JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
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kkins 0
get a turtle?
stonerbitchchic4 0
Get a parrot you can clip its wings and then it has to stay with you
mk58 31
The dog couldn't handle the loneliness radiating off of you. You can't blame it.
Imjaypeelol 0
ahh sucks dude :S
No_Love_Found 0
haha im sorry but damn that was too funnie
kylek61294 1
*"Haha I'm sorry, but damn that was too funny"
MrXerxes5 6
Do what #7 said get a pet rock. that way it'll never leave you and can always be relied on. don't even gotta clean up after it. any other animal will just feel the loneliness and leave to go anywhere
sourgirl101 29
Take better care of your pets. I hope the dog is safe and not hit by a car.
madeline1960 0
first responds . I couldn't stop laughing sorry ! go get a life . go anywhere and meet new people ! good luck. !!
rjflores 0
the dog will return. believe that.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Try a pussy.