Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
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Top comments
disadvantage 0
Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.
quesidias 0
in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness
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Comments (113)
disadvantage 0
Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.
ffmmllyaya 0
Chinese tea
yaneliee 0
Ironic.
lostforwhatever 0
No shit, Sherlock
quesidias 0
in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness
pu13 5
The bubble tea place in Victoria is the best!!!
omgcookeys 15
70, it's not the tea itself, Its the little black "pearls" that they put in it
Smallazn 3
Aka tapioca
edools 3
We call it tht in Chicago too
ahti546 11
Boba's a bounty hunter, silly.
mystical_child 6
#90 OH! Bubble tea!! I love bubble tea (: we call it that in Australia too. ^^
TheKingOfHearts 19
Only the best thing in the world!
Geraldinehoney 11
Yea I live in Canada too we call it bubble tea lol the pearls are very big sometimes lol u can get small or none at all but u still gotta be careful
HAHAYOURLIFEISFD 0
Ahhh I love boba!! BTW poster #1 its tapioca balls found at the bottom of a Taiwanese drink. You have to drink it with a large straw or else the balls will be trapped < ha. Thanks for posting this, it cracked me up!!
Therid 22
I got it in Japan once. Never knew the name. Thanks!
amelinat 0
OH! That drink! I love that stuff. MMM red bean flavour. In NZ its called Bubble Milk Tea.
ClumsyyGymnastt 0
taro flavour is the best ! :)
bmxx 0
#3 wtf is wrong with ur neck?
heyy89 0
thats just hair hanging down over her neck.
Dilexar 26
81, that's probably better asked in a PM.
Ldy_S_FTW 0
HAHAHA, i neva liked the boba balls. I always order Thai Tea Pearl Drink...but then I use the big straw to shoot the bobas out at people. good times =]
3rika_lov3sRugby 7
hahahaha I've done that too! I like the bobas but shooting them out the straw at other people and cars while my boyfriend drove is much more fun than eating them(:
Bladian 5
Very mature.
Tall_Kid 0
HAHAHAHHAHHA this kind of stuff sums up my life
Paredero 0
I dont understand this.... :(
Lucicx0 0
can someone explain what "boba" is
ncvolley123 8
it's tapioca balls at the bottom of sweet tea. it's delicious and should be known a little more.
icecremex3 0
tapioca pearl milk tea :]] wow. naice :D
greenman_fml 0
you gotta be careful when sucking up those balls. if anyone is ever sucking up my balls i make sure their throat is well lubricated
iiAteCookies 0
That's mildly concerning.
bella789 8
you sound like a dirty old pervert...unless that isn't u in UR profile picture deffinatley change it.
astroG 0
murphys law my friend http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_tea