Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
kacysospacyy
United States
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Top comments
JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
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toxicmurder109 4
sorry:(
cherrypieguy 0
This sucks, amirite.net ?
cymruambyth 0
or he can get a hamster which is stuck in a cage all day so it'll never run away
McMarlin 4
↓ I found him.
kai_ngo 0
Did you at least try to catch it?
imjustmii1 0
I'm srry .. u should get a bird or a cat :) mayb even a pet rock
Mattw2791 0
Lol first you make people run away and now animals
ohthatgirl 0
awww the dog wants a girl or boyfriend
Docbee 11
Psh, OP got too needy.
sblhaine 0
get something you can keep in a cage. like a hamster. and they are cute :3