Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
kacysospacyy
United States
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Top comments
JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
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hunterhound 0
ok so way the dog went for a drive he will come back...……maybe
hellokat1 0
This reminds of the south park episode where Paris Hiltons dogs keep committing suicide.
thebestof1984 0
It's called getting a life! A dog isn't always mans best friend!
catrav77 0
*looks at picture* ...it's obviously your best friend.
imOaks 3
^ Yep that is a win right there.
thisdue1775 0
you took my friends picture
thebestof1984 0
Who took your friends picture? My dog is not my best friend. He's my husbands best friend!
bricheese 0
well to have kept the dog through the relationship must mean that u love him too! and lets hope that your husband doesn't have FML because he would be angry with u if he read this!! wow poor him
thebestof1984 0
^ I didn't say I didn't love my dog. He's not my best friend. Why the hell would my husband mind?
Crazy4Christ 0
Aaaw, that's to bad. get a leopard gecko.
shortstuffs23 7
I have one of those!
kiaralove53 0
I'm sorry ;(
iAmScrubs 19
Buy around 8000 Teddy bears. They don't run away and they make you feel less lonely.
AAShah 0
But it also makes you a creep.
iAmScrubs 19
hello little boys and girls. Would you like to come and see my Teddy bears?
AAShah 0
LOL. Yes.
Eggers 2
Hey, thats no teddy... It's pedobear!
Topygrl21 8
46- fish can jump out of their bowls all 11 fish my dad bought didn't like my mom hehe poor fish!!
Shorty_Shaza 5
At least you tried :) the majority of people on FML don't do anything to sort their lonliness out and complain.
vbmg152 19
That's too bad! Try a ferret!
YacL 15
Keep those things on a leash, man. Well, that being said if you're going to get another one.
matt0794 1
FYL man. nothin else you can say.
stability17 0
So we all have large penises number 9? And OP, I would go and just stick with the teddy bear, as a fellow commenter above stated.