robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
ev_lyn_aw
It wasn't me, or him
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
nackpattywhackgiveadogabone
United States
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
pwincessa23 1
exactly. watch ur puppy. why would u just let it out like that?
immja 0
that's y u get a German shepherd. it would destroy him. in the nicest way possible.
WeeGee_fml 0
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Puppynapping?! if your not being sarcastic then you lose my respect
firegirl1993 21
where I live there's also the risk of hawks carrying off small dogs. always watch your puppy
YDI__Bitch 0
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if she saw him running off she/he should've grabbed a gun and chased him... you don't even have to shoot just let them know you mean business or fire into the air
mexicotoucher 7
Yes, because the cops will understand as soon as they see him/her chasing someone with a gun...
enonymous 9
Was he driving a lawn mower when he stole the puppy?
VinegarStrokes 0
43 think before you speak, that's a great way to get shot d-bag.
VinegarStrokes 0
43 think before you speak, that's a great way to get shot d-bag.
GreenMaze 0
it's probably the owner of the puppys mommy
Veraymix 6
If you weren't around, and the puppy wasn't on your property at the time, he could have just thought it was a missing dog. Maybe he was bringing it to the SPCA. Then again...maybe not. You should be more responsible.
SuperCassie 0
are you stupid? why leave your puppy outside alone?
BShady96 0
thats y u get a cat... theres no such thing as catnapping.. right?
ribbyc80 0
88, catnapping exists, just when asleep.
salvorican 24
61 I'm not sure he would be running off with a cute, healthy puppy just to bring it home to report it missing...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Puppy-napping is a worryingly growing trend that is due to the unquenchable need for Cruella de Vill to have a outfit made from puppy fur. she believes that the pelt of cute puppies gives one eternal youth.
Veraymix 6
92- Hence why I said maybe not. In situations like that it's hard to really tell. Not to mention dogs whom are cute to some people, could be hideous to others. Regardless, that shouldn't have anything to do with it- but it would be nice to believe that man wasn't dognapping it, and give him the benefit of the doubt.
shakeTHEworld 12
Lol, 38. I remember that FML.
WOGBRO 6
Actually 14 I have a German Shepard and it was actually quite cute and harmless when it was a puppy but honestly not for long. But it is still very cute.
angie97 0
your a dunbass for saying that
angie97 0
your a dunbass for saying that
UrNotFunny 0
Dunbass? What the ****?!
Iskaria 0
German Shepherds can be lovely, calm, affectionate adults. If they are trained and treated properly they are gentle giants. They are a great breed, sadly so many douchebags own them and don't understand how to look after them.
Air_Force001 0
you saying that is like saying all pitbulls are dog fighters
FML_CDF90622 0
Wow. You r stupid, it wuld depend where he/she got the puppy. U can't jus take something tht doesn't belong to u. Thief s.o.b.
mezochan 29
I was accused of puppynapping once. Problem was, the dog was running through the streets with no collar and I picked it up. I gave it food, reported it to the local shelter, and posted in the local newspaper. The owner called me in a rage accusing me of stealing her dog and going as far as calling the police. No charges were pressed since I took the proper measures, but still. Even after the cops explained she should tie it up or watch it to make sure it never happened again, I saw the pup a week later, running down the road again. No collar or anything else to identify it. Moral of the story, watch your puppies if you let them out, damn it!
holygodthatshars 0
LEASH?
MrHughJass 0
36 If you're that big of a dumbass then no one cares about your respect.
taytay6510 6
asshat :(
joshijosh 0
Was it an asian guy? if so, go to your local chinese restaurant before its too late!! On another note, i totally get the "dunbass" reference. lol
Snowlight_fml 7
This. If I let my puppy outside for the first time, I would be watching over it like a hawk, even if it was in my garden.
Kikitann 9
36, We don't need your respect anyways c:
invadermaythe1st 35
A woman with a gun would scare me... You don't know what she could do! Haha :p
fuckercakes 21
My cat was catnapped a few weeks ago..
Mortoli 30
yeah dont fire in the air besides just shoot the jerk he deserves it and i dont think that is illegal. besides he probably came onto the property to grab it it should be legal if he trespassed and stole/napped something lol. in any case call the cops op. they wont get on it right away im sure but hopefully they will do something for you.
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
NeatNit 33
Yes! Didn't you chase him?!
moshimoshi1993 8
To quote Billy Madison - "The part in the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that ******' dog!"
Monii_Harlz 11
yeah did you do anything about it?
rherring 1
they make guns for reasons like this.
swimchica22 0
*shoot the ****** down
Trixy288 0
lol thats crazy im watchin that movie right now!!!!!
steeledwolf 8
Protect the pups! Then one day, when they're grown, Someone might be trying to kill you, that faithful dog would try to save you! Sure enough a cat would save itself an run the hell away.
6969awesome 0
But the puppy was a dog! (Mrs Slippy starts nodding her head in agreement)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No a cat would be more likely to do something to save itself that would inadvertently save you. The cat would then act like it totally intended for that to happen. I love cat's. As I always say who needs blind adoration when you can have condescending, smug indifference.
iSitt 0
did you copy the serial number off of it?
Mr_SpaceMonkey 0
+1
fyl11122233 0
thats what my dad did! haha!
heyishjowey_fml 0
Haha,and tell me why didnt he run after the dumbass with a bat...
duckdragon31 0
Hatchet him to death!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow that's ******. You don't **** with someones doggy.
LolMoqz 10
At least he didn't steal your life.. Or worse.. Your virginity
ILUVMSC 5
it's actually frowned upon here in America..
cbaidchris 6
You do however **** with someone doggy.
CoconutMuffin 5
25: Lol, so random...but I guess true,
LolMoqz 10
110- At least somebody agrees with me(: thanks
zuzupetalsYO 11
keevarou, you are beautiful
jessie12198 0
ur cute just sayin:D
gunman15 4
go and get your puppy back man stand up for yourself and that lil ball of fur
WeeGee_fml 0
^ Respect
steeledwolf 8
Hell yea!
Hopsin_fml 0
Chase that man down and double doggy style, tag-team style!
kut19 6
on the bright side, it wasnt your kid.
iSurf_fml 8
Actually, that would be great.
TheMonica 0
Most of the time I feel like dogs > kids. Or, the OP could be like many people, including myself, who don't have children but view their pet as a sort of furru child. Then again, most people wouldn't leave a new puppy outside by itself either.
rawrrawrrachael 0
I would let them keep the kid. just give me the puppy.
chloecheeseman8 0
what does OP mean?
Popnsmoke87 0
He means his puppy ran off with another man... Into the sunset... Because nowhere does OP say the man was carrying the puppy. He was simply running off with him.
PaisleyKing90 0
puppies are amazing!!!
ILoveCTP 3
To Op it was their kid
69_jackson_69 0
Orange Pendulum obviously.
seximexi911 10
hmm you must have had an extremely cute puppy
PeteyPablo12308 20
Or an extremely expensive purebred puppy...
gunman15 4
how do you know it's a pricey pup
PeteyPablo12308 20
I don't know.. But that's a reason people steal dogs sometimes.
Kayokku 1
Actually, if a thief were smart, they wouldn't bother with stealing expensive purebred dogs because, without their papers, they're just as "worthless" as any shelter mutt.
jewfro311 0
all puppies are cute:D
anongrl 2
with out paper work you can still sell a pup for a decent amount. I bought my husky for 150 without paper work. prettiest dog ever :)
mcintosh123 15
haha same thing happened to me the other day when I was jogging but I stopped to let the owner catch up
athena3100 9
Wait, you stole a puppy?
ColorfulDonut 7
haha lol this is really funny where has people's sense if humor gone?
jessie12198 0
haha nice one!
xlord 27
that's why you should have installed a laser beam into your dogs collar
ILUVMSC 5
laser beam? WTF??
ch3s 4
Laser beams are for SHARKS, not dogs!
CallMeHush 1
Why would you put a puppy out without someone to watch it? Please figure this out before you have children!
kikidi 6
Ever heard of something called a fence?
ChelsBearr 0
This my friends, is a true FML.
nightfire2258 24
did they get the puppy back?
bentleysdad11611 0
well you should have told your friend that they should have chase after him like the ppl at the top said you gotta stand up for yourself
geeksaresexy 18
Reading comprehension fail there.. #11 wasn't saying this happened to their friend. By 'friends' they meant the people reading the comment/ OP.