Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
kacysospacyy
United States
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Coldandshoeless
Hackettstown, United States
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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JesusFishTaco 5
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
chewbaccaateme 0
get a cat, see how that works.
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redmnky21 8
did u not keep it on a leash? it takes more than a few hours to build a bond with an animal...
redmnky21 8
contact animal control... u can probably get ur dog back
Dreamkiller51 5
u should build a bear. those don't run away
aback 5
No fence? No leash? No crate? No collar with tags? What did you do--just turn him loose on the street and expect him to feel so grateful he'd stay right by your side?
ihaterats 0
haha u suck
NomNomMuffin 5
Fish don't **** with your head. Get a fish
soulfulemo 0
I beg to differ..
Zahos 0
Man's best friend
eftup 9
you adopt, not buy dumbass!
TheDrifter 24
If there is cash involved you're purchasing.
johncrb 6
you can have my dog
krysxkatastrophe 14
Dogs can sense things, you know. He probably picked up the lonely vibe and ran for it.