Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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hnz 13
break off!!
burner_in_blue 0
Then you get my situation. I fully trusted my wife with everything, including fb. what does she do! Cheats on me with some guy off her friends list. But I fully agree with the majority of the posts, dump his ass. Also fyi you are a retard for appologizing. IMO
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's awful, burner. But I'm sure you would agree that deleting the bloke from her friend's list wouldn't have done anything. I don't understand the massive logic fail on the part of OP's bf. Deleting someone from an account doesn't delete them in real life, FFS.
burner_in_blue 0
I agree that wouldn't have stopped her, and I don't feel it's right in any way to control someone like that. she did what she did because she chose it. I'm better off now without her :) on a side note for the OP, when your parter expresses extreme paranoia like that, it usually means they have a fear of being caught in the indiscretion they have committed.
a_borshunist 0
More often it means he's trying to isolate her so he can control her.
burner_in_blue 0
a_bors. I was not referring to the fb deletes, that I agree he's trying to control and isolate. I was strickly talking about his fear of her cheating.
a_borshunist 0
Yes, but trying to "stop" your partner from "cheating" is a controlling behaviour. You don't own her. She can **** whoever she wants, it's her body and her right to use it however she pleases (so long as she harms no-one of course). The same goes for you, you're a free man and no-one can tell you what you can and cannot do with your body. If you're a good lover and a good husband and a good match for your wife, you shouldn't have to worry about "competition" from other guys anyways.
TheRedPhantom 0
next he will force you to cook and clean too. :(
Triipwire 0
I feel your pain my pain in the ass boyfriend wont even let me have a face book or talk to guys because I might meet someone.
Kondustra 8
then ******* dump his ass or your as goddamn retarded as the OP
a_borshunist 0
If your boyfriend won't "let" you do things, he shouldn't be your boyfriend. That's straight up controlling and abusive, it's a huge red flag. Today he's controlling your social circle, tomorrow he will rape you because he's "entitled to you", the next day he will murder you because he "can't stand the thought of anyone else having you". That is if you don't get him out of your life and do it now. Be as aggressive and direct as possible. Send him an email; "I do not want to date you anymore, I want nothing to do with you. You're a psychopath. Do not try to contact me in any way. If you do, I will defend myself with all the necessary force. If I see you on the street, keep on walking without incident. Don't be stupid. I am armed, I have no qualms about making you suffer, and the law is on my side. I am not someone you want to **** with, so get out of my life and get out NOW."
ScaryGirl 4
wow, you are as stupid as the OP..no, wait even more stupid and more retarded...and you have no one else to blame but yourself...i really don't get why would you stay with that kind of guy....someone please explain...
Devolver 0
You should've said "I am sorry......for having to kick you in the balls.", and removed his manhood in return. But YDI for having a facebook anyways.
comrade500 0
YDI for still being with him
Reynard12 0
So... in order to salavage your relationship with an insecure, crazy, controling psycho attempting to alienate you from your friends, you crawlved over your last tatters of self respect and completely validated his proto-abusive idiocy, as opposed to dumping his sorry arse. Perhaps you should cut back on the Twilight.
Sungazing 0
I think you're so ******* dumb to let him do that to you , YDI!
independentchick 0
cuz ur boyfriend is unsecured with himself he thinks he will never find a girl like u but the him before it get worst ok
kayvan 8
YDI for staying with a psycho.