Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
imdeborah 0
what an asshole! I wouldve broke up with him. NOT APOLOGIZED.
nobridgejustwate 0
I need to visit your other universes. Can I come next time? :D
Theo24460 0
You should dump that loser right away...
SwervinIrvin15 0
dump that mother ******
jmaster123 0
today i ran over my neighbours dog, and then i stuffed it in the mailbox and rang the doorbell. the facial expression was priceless. FHL
anthraxcp 0
YDI for being weak willed. Seriously.
SpreadItOn 0
he's cheating on you...typical signs
gingersnapper 0
...Woman the **** up, OP
bfffness 0
u probably did cheat on him or at least gave him some reason to be concerned about that. YDI for letting him have your password. at least he cares about you. if you don't like his ass, dump him and add all your friends back on facebook.. simple.
Thoureau 0
That's not love. That's abuse.
Emrysa 1
Oh hell no. Stand up for yourself! It's not cheating if we're not together. GET OUT. If he's a total creeper and you're afraid of him, stay with a friend or relative for awhile and let him cool down. If he follows you, get a restraining order. What a controlling scumbag.
a_borshunist 0
235 - Restraining order? **** that shit, get a gun. Don't flee to your friend's place, it's a retreat. Stand your ground. Stay in your house and arm yourself to the teeth. Empower yourself, dammit. Do you really want the police to take your moment away from you? Killing an abuser is one of the most liberating things a woman can do. Stand your ground and free yourself.
ScaryGirl 4
don't you think you're overreacting? I mean, guns? killing? killing is never justified and ok...even in self-defense you don't have to shoot to kill....I have nothing against guns, but still, I mean wow...as much as I think the OP is dumb, getting a gun over this is way too much of an exaggeration..