Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
sterrizzill 0
your bf rocks so much.
hotpinkdiamond 0
dump his insecure controlling ass. he's probably ******* some girl while you're gone, therefore he suspects you're cheating on him
mirkayscar 0
Forced you to say sorry??? No no!!! No one can make you say sorry but yourself!!! Stand up for yourself and NEVER allow anyone to treat you that way. He sounds like an insecure crazy loser! You probably don't want to stick around and see how bad he'll get, especially if yal are still young and in high school! His insecurities and craziness could grow with him!
afatmonkey 0
He's not psycho if you love in Alabama.
geordieboysgirl 0
RUN!!!
MrFlintstone 5
why would you tell someone even your boy/girlfriend your password
xamcavip 0
ARE U ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT STAYS WITH A JELAOUS BF BUT DOESNT BREAK UP WITH HIM???? If so, plz see a psychiatric or get some kind of help.
bway_junkie 0
It's probably a case of psychological projection. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection If someone accuses their partner for cheating for no reason, it probably indicates they are cheating themselves. So, I'm willing to bet he's got another girl (or possibly guy) that he's fooling around with.
Loserly 0
This is what I was thinking, because it happened to me. If a guy accuses you of things for no reason and acts victimized when he's in the wrong, it's a sign that he doesn't love you the way you love him.
Intellectualist 0
My ex was like this to me. The longer you leave it going, the more you'll regret it OP. To all those calling her an idiot, OP may be in a long term realtionship, and it could purely be a case of not wanting to be lonely, or that they have become accustomed to being with this awful person. Think before you say something.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That would make her more of an idiot, not less. To allow yourself to get used to this type of behaviour means you have tolerated it time and again. Nobody deserves to be treated like property. I am curious as to how he "forced" you to apologise. Did he use actual force or threats? You obviously don't like this treatment since you posted this. Please know this: it will NOT get better, he does NOT do this out of love for you, and THE GOOD DOES NOT OUTWEIGH THE BAD. Leave him while you can.
metalhead256 0
what a dick