Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
containsnosoy 0
He didn't force you to do anything, grow some balls and do something good for your life.
i_love_your_sox 0
YDI for dating a psycho. :) and why in the WORLD would you apologize for that?!?!?!
Levvy 22
Unless he actually threatened you, you were not "forced".
kkballenger09 0
I had a guy like this.it was horrible.dump him.
jnavarro85 0
YDI for being with him!!!
lucidlucia 0
u can either make him a sammich...and become more and more isolated from your family until all u have is this loser...or change your Relationship Status.
namhowell 6
YDI totally, for saying "sorry" to his controlling ass. Are you kidding me?
erjaguam 0
leave him as soon you can. he sounds creepy.
ralphyr 0
Screw you if you said sorry to him. Both of you are a waste of a social security number.
rabeahafaiz 0
dearest OP. I totally know how ur boyfriend feels cuz I did the exact same thing to my boyfriend. it isn't a matter or trust or insecurity or being an asshole. it's a need of being dominating over ur partner. it's ok. let him be. do the same to him. see how he reacts. this will ultimately tell u what he's like. and whether or not he deserved that 'sorry'.
Emrysa 1
Actually, it IS a matter of insecurity and trust. People only feel the need to 'control' someone if they are insecure. And you clearly trust someone if you're spying on them. But ok, creeper, if that's what you need to say to feel your behavior is normal and valid.
ScaryGirl 4
1. How did he log on to YOUR facebook? a)if you gave him your password, you are an idiot b)if you came up with a password that's easy to guess, you are dumb c)if he is a hacker, good for him 2.Why did you apologize? he can't make you do anything you don't want to. Is it impossible to just say:"No way, I am not apologizing!"? 3.Why are you even with him? If I noticed that my boyfriend was like that, I'd dump him immediately. I would never let it get as far as him logging on to my accounts... Well, YDI either way. If you don't break up now, you also deserve everything else he will do to you.