Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.
AnneFTW 17
Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P
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Comments (113)
seanreddog 4
It's okay, Miley Cyrus, you can come out now...
seanreddog 4
woohoo first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
chipmunk95 0
i like this
irishdancer 0
That is called "dropping a hint."
suaveneanderthal 0
i think you should go for the lip wax
walkmywaynot 0
they know best they went to collage lol ;)
elisa_sanchez91 0
hahahaha! obviously you had to say 'yes' not 'no' :P
AnneFTW 17
Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P
DKjazz 20
:{P
Jayms_fml 32
LMAO #114
perdix 31
2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.
phiniusmaster 0
Exactly, YDI if you didn't say "yes" the second time. Come on.
terranman 4
Correct!
terranman 4
Correct!
k43L1 0
sucks that your mustache is that noticeable. funny fml though, thanks for sharing. >.< hahahaha
amandajlucas2015 2
She prolly doesn't have a mustache I think it's just a question they ask tryin to get more money
weqg 0
So? What's the difference from having 1 eyebrow and having a mustache, get them both done and stfu.
meeeep 0
i agree, it's not a big deal. a lot of women get their lips waxed, me being one of them.
reki_fml 0
Take a hint?
Starfire22 5
no biggie lots of women have to wax! most likley if you have dark hair ya gotta wax the lips and the eyebrows. op just do it and move on I garentee ull feel alot prettier afterwards!
Luckster 0
Makes me happy that my facial hairs are blond and can only be seen in florescent lighting.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Lucky bitch haha ;) total opposite for me! Sucks but what can ya do
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Me too XD OP could always bleach them. Waxing just makes hair grow back thicker.
Inked2009 0
Idiot waxing doesn't make your hair thicker
LexiDaBae 17
Yeah, #73. You're thinking of shaving. That's what makes it grow back thicker.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No, shaving doesn't make it grow back thicker either. Shaving doesn't affect the hair follicles, which are what control thickness or whatever.
JudgeComrade 17
Don't be so sure.
MiniatureMayhem 0
Take the hint. Get a lip wax.