Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
Adriana58 0
Get off the internet before he sees you out of the basement!
angrygood 0
This is a sign of abuse... Dump him right away.
sourgirl101 29
Tell him you're SORRY for dating him in the first place. This is a sign. Things are not going to get any better if he has trust issue. You want people to feel like your life is ****** when you're the one still dating him? Idiot if you stay w/ him. Don't say no one told you so!
seabrook 7
he might be cheating on you, watch it. or just an insecure son
mik3yl3 0
sounds like the abusive type hahaha leave dumbass
reeesa 0
YDI for not breaking up with him.
itak365 4
Indeed, this does suck, but OP makes it sound like the end of the world.
Alonso123 0
yur a dumb bitch
KurouTenshi 0
I wouldn't touch this one with a 35 and a half foot pole. I will, however, offer to beat an sodomize your boyfriend senseless with said pole. no lube, and all the way in. yeah.
kthedestroyer 0
Oh boy... that made me laugh...
KurouTenshi 0
really? I'm glad. it was hard to tell your honesty with all the ellipses. and if they help denote sarcasm, then please accept that you're next, except I'm going to add another 10 and a half feet.
katmandont 0
LOL...Dr Seus, Grinch reference
laurasage96 0
hahaha!!!!
blueyes86 0
you are stupid if you stay with him