Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
aaronfuegopop 7
dump the douch
slowlybreakingme 14
part of me wants to say ydi for giving him your password. but then again.... you trusted him.
topbanana 0
uhhh over protective much??
Nagamori 0
Your boyfriend is a sociopath, or worse. Break up with him now, and you'll save yourself a great deal of future grief. If you want some 'revenge' before you do, cheat on him with a girl first. ;)
xbreberryx 5
**** all of you and thats an old pick im actually losing weight so im not that fat and i dnt have pudgy fingers and im tired of ppl pointing out my grammar and spelling i know it bad but i dnt give a **** so **** all of you for stating my opinion its a free mutha fukin country
ImaginaryFoe 1
It is rather rude of people to comment one way or the other on your appearance. And, yes, it is a free country so I am so glad I have the right to say all this to you. Overlooking the spelling and grammar errors in your post, it was still one of the most idiotic things I have read in a long, long time. I sincerely hope you were speaking out your arse and not from personal experience because that would just make you hypothetically stupid. Either way, get some help.
angrynegro7 16
While it may suck that all these people are bashing you for being overweight, stupid, and ignorant, you have to admit that you brought it on yourself by spewing all of that garbage. Unfortunately for you, as YOU said: it's a free country. It means that while you have the right to say what you said, they have the right to bash you for saying it . Your options? Either suck it up and deal, or don't show your face on FML again. If you can't run with the big dogs, then keep your ass on the porch.
angrynegro7 16
Thanks, Pendatic. Someone had to pull this girl's head out of her ass. Fortunately, removing people's heads from their anal cavities is sort of a side job of mine. If the OP hasn't dumped her controlling bf at this point, then I might be putting in some OT very soon.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree. Extremely well put, angrynegro. I wish I believed logic would get through to people like this.
McLaren_fml 0
Please, please dump this jerk. He's abusive. Abuse doesn't have to be physical; emotional abuse is also completely unacceptable, and often a precursor to physical abuse. If he's trying to isolate you from friends, dictate who you can and cannot associate with, invading your privacy, threatening/intimidating you to control you, and telling you his bad behaviour is your fault -that's not just the potential for abuse, that IS abuse. Leave him. Now. Don't sit around and wait for it to get worse. And for the people saying 'don't complain it just means he cares'... stop reading Twilight and get a grip on how the real world works. Someone who has no respect for your autonomy and independence, who tries to control, intimidate, isolate, etc... is NOT worth being in a relationship with. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.
darkmis1 18
I would say YDI for being with him, but I know how hard it is to get out of an abusive relationship. FYL for having to be with him OP, and try to find some help to get rid of him.
iwadasn 33
FYL for what happened, but YDI for all future incidents if you don't dump him immediately.
weekdays 0
This is a sign of possible abusive issues. GET OUT NOW. For real.
gtdoll 0
and this is why I give NO ONE my password. only my rllyyy close friends knows my password so when I die he can put "is dead" as my status.
katmandont 0
She may not have given him the password. I know lots of people who close the browser without logging off facebook. The next person that goes to facebook is automagically logged onto your account. She could have been careless. This is one of those YDI and FHL. Her life is truly f*cked and she deserves it if she continues to stay with her boyfriend.