Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
bluepepe 0
Fuking get some overies and bitch slap his ass. WTF! if he made me apologise to him, I'd cut the little bitch. HE needs to apologize to your ass for his dumb ass trust issues.
tinaletto 0
you are so dick whipped
BM13HC 0
Do this 3 step plan, 1- Delete every girl off his facebook friend list, 2-Dump his sorry a-ass back to hell, 3- get a new bf as fast as you can
cracktus 0
You are weak.
CarpentersWife 0
I can't fathom how women take this kind of treatment in today's society. This man is not marriage potential, so please for the sake of future children, do not stay with him. Is this something that you would allow for a daughter if you had one? Develop some self confidence, and find one of those nice, loving and respectful men out there. I promise you they exist.
this_one 2
Sweetie, these are red flags of an abusive relationship. You need to get out now.
nibas 0
he must have a penis big enough that u and three of ur friends can't handle if he got u to do that and ur still with him. dumb bitch
nobridgejustwate 0
No, everytime I try to say "psycho" the word gets stuck in my throat and then a pigeon comes out of nowhere and mauls my face. I don't even try anymore.
ninba20 0
r u freaking kidding me?... i agree with most dump his ass he is a worthless piece of shit that u dont need in ur life...
heyred 11
I cannot believe all the people telling OP to stop complaining about the countrolling douche of a boyfriend. What's next - telling her YDI when he starts smacking her around? WTF people.
dethen_fml 0
I'd probably tell her she deserve it after posting this if she still stayed with the guy. She has gotten enough advice to dump the psycho and if she stays with him, any actions that occur afterwards are her fault for not listening.