Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
jerseystreetking 0
#12 stfu you ugly ass, single, fat virgin of bitch!
cinnamonfire131 1
#12 u need ur ass kicked. all about the bf in the fb... yeah fyl cuz u obviously r a bad decision maker. way 2 pick 'em
heyma_fml 0
I'm hoping you were meant to say 'ex boyfriend'...
hazelwolfeyes 0
Agreed with 30.. you dont ******* get forced to say sorry..youre an idiot for saying sorry, an idiot for staying, an idiot for posting this and expecting people to say aww your life is ******. ANYONE who tells you he did it cause he cares for you is a moron.. put on your big girl panties and learn to pick someone worth some time. My guy hangs with his ex's and other girls and i hang with ex's and other guys..not ONCE have either of us doubted our loyality..you need to wake up or you deserve EVERYTHING that comes your way.
Mitz_fml 4
Perfectly written.
hazelwolfeyes 0
hahaha, so sorry...I shall reread and correct what I have written next time, yes? :)
Mitz_fml 4
Haha! Nope, not what I meant, but now that you mentioned it...
Mitz_fml 4
pendatic, I just thought yours was the first comment that made perfect sense. I just don't think I'll ever understand why people stay in bad relationships.
Pissedoff2464 0
dump the whiney little 3 year old!!!!
hiyalovesheyo 0
leave him now!!!!
LOLomgWTF 0
ahh get the **** out of that relationship! I can tell my bf about people I think are hot and he doesn't care...sometimes he even agrees with me tehehe. but guys like urs? not worth it.
aj3411 0
you deserve it for being with his psycho controling ass. dump him. he is pathetic, so you know, that's what future abusers look like.
sshap21712 0
DTMFA
tweetrtottr 0
recipe for disaster. trust me I've been on this situation and it only gets worse . he's a control freak and you must get out now and no man needs anyof your passwords to any account ever and if they insist and threaten say goodbye . you deserve better.