Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
rohosoccer08 1
I hate jealous relationships... my husband would never do something like that, and I can even hang out with my exes whether he's there or not. that's gotta suck being with someone like that!
jlheinjus 0
sounds like my ex, she deleted every girl on my friends list because she didn't want to 'lose' me.
koco4 0
good thing she is your ex or you'd be in a load of trouble. people like your ex and the op's boyfriend are very insecure and shouldn't be in relationships until they get some help
GR3453m0nk3y 4
yeah i can understand like ex-boyfriends or something like that, maybe, but family!?!?!? and what if you wanted to turn lesbian or bisexual?? then he'd be ******
strandedinalimo 0
If she turned lesbian he wouldn't be ****** anymore! lol
ElMetalero 0
^lmao^ but I doubt he'll mind if she becomes a lesbian they're so fun to watch :)
TheRipper_fml 0
You think that fool is going to get to watch?
GR3453m0nk3y 4
strandedinalimo; that comment made my day Win
aback 5
Force him to say "goodbye". Well, unless that's the only boyfriend you're ever going to get.
QuitetheDuffles 0
Haha South states ftw
fashionista_92 0
haha # 17 so true
RaWriTbEkElliE 0
rofl^^
dennyinsara 0
I agree! stop complaining ! be happy he actually gives a shit about you. !
aj3411 0
stfu. you have no idea what you are talking about. idiot.
yada_yada 0
Really? Your an idiot #22. Please, don't ever have kids. I can see how that would turn out...have you ever seen the show Cops? You will have your own episode one day, congrats! :)
Thoureau 0
Because abuse and manipulation is something to be happy about? Well, maybe if you're an extreme Twilight fan, but still...
supergirlfoeva 0
get rid of him
fugginownit 0
what a bastard, why are you still with him??
LaLaJuice 0
he forced you to say sorry?? ..uhm no sweetheart...that's bs ...ydi for being a dumbass and actually staying with him...and WTF is wrong with you people that said stop complaining at least he cares about you?? uhm no..that's not caring ..that's just pure crazy jealousy and control issues......that shit would not fly with me..he would be gone...WTF is wrong with you females?!
megan369 0
YDI for apologizing. No one can force you to apologize. You sound weak-willed and stupid. Dump his ass and find a real man.
Seddah 3
I agree with #9. He can't "force" you to apologize. Dump him and grow a backbone.