Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*
MELKOZAR 27
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
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MELKOZAR 27
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
Stephencharis 14
Today, I received a message from a friend asking if I would join her porno group, I already texted my nude pics before I received a message stating its 'promo'. FML
UnidentifiedFun 37
*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*
beeferjay 34
I'm starting this new fml group... you would fit right in
higgysaurus 18
Who knows maybe he gets that request a lot.
assassinmaster 22
He is so prepared and armed to send nudes
landonsvarre 7
#2 already asked this
darkstarrising 18
He sent nudes that fast?
SystemofaBlink41 27
It's like he has a portfolio of nudes at his disposal whenever needed. Though, it doesn't hurt to have one lying around... Let me get the camera.
Brandi_Faith 34
I just assumed he was sending nudes from the Internet. I certainly hope he wasn't sending nudes of himself! That makes it so much worse. Friendship ruined after that. Lol. o/O
WOTAN1488 24
Yeah a nude portfolio.. *nervous laughter* haha what a weirdo ha ha... O.O
ShowMeKay 20
#36 - That's why it's an FML post.
Zebediabolical 45
I've got dozens of nudes. From when I was fat enough to need a mirror or camera to see my penis. When I realized that, I lost weight. And kept the pictures as a warning. And for situations like this one :D
vikky538 29
Nudes n nukes are so fast these days
Matteo_G 16
I guess he had sone ready to go ._.
hamiltonma 22
You'll never be able to look him in the eyes again haha
vikky538 29
Then where will she look?
xTommytheGUNx 15
#76 you know ;)
bob8462 11
The question is, why was the friend so ready to send those nudes?
Lalala579121 28
Maybe his dream is to be in a porno and he had them on his phone just in case.
WOTAN1488 24
Nude portfolios aren't uncommon you know, gosh. Lmao
doodlecloud 27
They might not be pictures of himself. They could just be random nudes from the Internet, sent because he thought it was a group to share porno pics and vids. OP doesn't specify.
rookworst 24
I guess you're real friends now
NYGiants1925 22
How long did you take to correct the typo? That sucks either way tho.
hiitisbrooke 28
It was about five minutes before I noticed. I was wondering why he wasn't responding because he usually texts back quickly. I don't know what he was thinking!!
Tripartita 45
Depending on what you're promoting, those pictures might come to be of use.
Sandsh8rk 36
How could you confuse porno with promo? The letter ordering isn't even similar...
MariaGiovanni 25
Autocorrect ducking sucks sometimes.
fmlperson8264 16
Autocorrect...
roflstomp716 19
If he typed too fast and said pormo which autocorrected to porno
Kwphunter 15
I hope there's a follow up. I'd never let him live that down.