Today, I got a new mattress delivered to my house. Didn’t have it on the frame for more than 5 minutes before my cat had already pissed on it. FML
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Today, my brother’s cat pissed on my brand new bed. He refuses to replace the mattress, and claims it wasn’t his cat. We only have one cat. FML
Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did you expect your cat to wait for you to piss on the new mattress and mark it as your territory?
user53658 15
This is why I don't like cats in my environment.
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Comments (13)
Sady_Ct 38
Your cat has problems, or it’s litter needs changing.
RichardPencil 32
Did you expect your cat to wait for you to piss on the new mattress and mark it as your territory?
jbuckets_404 39
Cats don't like change in their environment. Thus, it was letting you know as such....
user53658 15
This is why I don't like cats in my environment.
DrSamba 7
Cats are assholes.
alycion 39
Vinegar. It’s the animal cure all. And if it’s pudding on things a lot, go to the vet.
Paul Rushing 21
Yeah, you can have your bed smell like vinegar instead. That is genius!
raven_of_azarath 35
It could have peed because it was stressed due to or didn’t like the change in environment. It could also have been trying to get the bed to smell like what it was used to, so peed on it, kind of marking its territory.
0neiros 14
This is why Mattress protectors are an absolute must. Don't be too mad at kitty, they only do this sort of thing if they are distressed. Maybe kitty thinks you guys are moving and is scared it's going to be abandoned.
OnReceivingEnd 18
You could've just said, "I own a cat," and that would've completed the FML post right there.
Paul Rushing 21
You should have kept the cat out of your bedroom
rpy13 13
Feel your pain.. we got a new white-ish rug, it wasn’t cheap. Within 6 hours our cat yacked up a huge hairball on it 🤯