Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
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crazytwinsmom 25
When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.
Welshite 40
But I'm not even related to these cows! *spits out milk*
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x_the_lancer_x 13
If you had enough suspicions of the individual to halfway not be surprised when you found that out, I would have passed on the brownies in the first place...
hazardmuffin 21
You apparently wouldn't have noticed if she hadn't said something, so what's the big deal? If baby cow food is okay to consume, baby human food ought to be okay too, right?
imhope 23
We're they better than normal brownies???
Readoll 13
Brain food...
uhnevermind 24
I'm genuinely surprised at how many people think this is alright. He was tricked into ingesting someone else's bodily fluids! That's not something that should be acceptable, yet people are defending it saying it's "healthy", and that it's "not a problem". FYL, OP.
XSeraphinX 18
I do not know. The world is a messed up place and everyone has a fetiche. They say frog legs taste like chicken but you wouldn't want someone to pass it of as pieces of chicken in you rice and then reveal the truth. No matter how good it tastes, you don't make shit like that.
XSeraphinX 18
*your
Xquisite1 28
Exactly. Some people are too stupid to realize what the problem is. HIV can be transmitted through breat milk, but apparently many are too ignorant in here to realize this FACT.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Someone else's body fluid? As opposed to a cow body fluid? So it's gross when it's coming from the same specie as you but ok from when it's coming from another specie? How stupid and hypocrite.
MyGonads 1
Hey, it's healthy and you apparently like them.
Bex628 20
Heaven forbid you ingest milk created by a human for a baby human. It's not like you're a human or anything. *rolls eyes* Personally, I wish I were brave enough to try my own breast milk.
Calingaladha 21
Heaven forbid you ingest milk created by a human for a baby human. It's not like you're human or anything. Oh wait, except you won't even ingest your own. So why is it okay this guy ingested someone else's without knowing first?
Bex628 20
I've contemplated doing it. It's the social norms that have built that fear. Although I must say, you've given me a reason to try it.
annoyedchild 17
You should cum in a mixing bowl then use it to make cookies. Give them all to her
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Cum is quite different from breast milk. Considering one is designed for human consumption and is really healthy, the other one is often consumed during sexual acts. interesting how many people are up in arms about it being put in without his knowledge, do you all read every label on the food you consume and know what each and every ingredient is? at least it's something healthy rather than what could be snuck in.
ilovefall10 21
I don't see why you're complaining, you said that they were yummy. They say that there are bug legs in chocolate bars, but do I stop eating them? No.
sourgirl101 29
I'm curious, since so many people don't see a problem with this-- How many of you would be willing to let "your own child" get nursed by another mother, without getting a clean bill of health screening? Still think "Hey, it's healthy"?