Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
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angelitared 27
Cover them with a strawberry frosting! No one will even notice!!!
kotana191 8
Who cares? Whoever makes fun of them doesn't get a muffin.
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Comments (71)
angelitared 27
Cover them with a strawberry frosting! No one will even notice!!!
ohgeejosee 19
But they are cupcakes. Who gives an eff what they look like... They're cupcakes!
perdix 31
#1, yeah, baby, yeah, let's cover those **** with frosting! What should I do with that frosting? Do you want me to lick it? . . .
Wizardo 34
Exactly, glaze those puppies and see where it goes...
CoGhostRider 31
Nothing better than whipped cream covered muffins ;)
ohgeejosee 19
#18, whoops! Still.. Muffins though :D
Enslaved 38
9's picture might have thrown you off. Yum!
GNR93 14
It's the thought that counts.
Damian95 16
#44 in most cases those are the best kind!
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
I read "extremely creepy beasts"...o.o
Talientary 8
Good, now attempt the rest.
daytoday21 10
That's what it says...
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
Damn...I mean I second glanced it and saw it said breasts...but quick glance looked like beasts. Tough community.
kotana191 8
Who cares? Whoever makes fun of them doesn't get a muffin.
MsConfusedd 27
Unless you chose to cut the strawberries half way between the top and bottom rather than sideways, I can't really imagine how they could look like breasts.
Zaros_fml 24
Living up to your name, I see.
rokolodo 10
I can, then again it was exactly 758 years ago I saw real breasts.
perdix 31
I guess placed one way they look like creepy breasts with millions of nipples. The good news is that if you had flipped the strawberries, they'd look like extremely creepy vaginas.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
Creepy breasts? As in droopy boobs with nipples pointing South? I can't share your comparison otherwise...hard to visualize. O_o
JustStella 28
Very... I am having trouble coming up with this image.
TheMathMajor 26
I'm thinking she cut the tops off of the strawberries and then put the bottom part on the muffins with the flat side facing down so they looked like really poky nipples.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
#62, I see your point. I can see how it's possible now. OP-If they look so much like boobs, maybe this wasn't all in vain. Most of the guys that entered comments previously didn't seem to look down on this idea. You could always do these muffins for a bachelor party. ^^
helpfulwhale 12
Well, at least it will make for interesting table conversation.
FindingYujin 26
Muffins are quite small aren't they? I can't imagine them looking like creepy breasts. If they were that creepy they probably wouldn't look like breasts. Maybe its just you thinking so, so your mind is set on that.
nnnope 26
...what
alfakennybody 10
Muffins can be big
RedPillSucks 33
They don't have to be life size. Sheesh. Use some imagination.
msb0327 8
Hopefully your family will just be grateful for the muffins!