Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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Mitz_fml 4
You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!
lifeinhd 3
Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.
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lifeinhd 3
Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.
iKaite 0
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OP is an idiot though. Thats ******* attempted murder.
Matt90o 0
You can't overdose on Marijuana idiot. But I agree that OP is a fag for letting those things on the counter when there's kids in the house.
Mattfail 0
#4 you idiot you can't die from the "special" ingredient in the brownies, OP FYL for having a sister who can't follow instructions on a label.
PinkFloyd1977 0
#4 Proved #1's point about not knowing what special brownies are. Haha. Moron.
misticil 0
yea dood, its attempted murder when someone eats something harmful to them that was labelled "dont eat this". well reasoned.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
iKaite is a retard who obviously doesn't know what they're talking about. Lmao.
proudtobeme 0
In my opinin, it's still YDI for the OP for not having the common sense to know that younger siblings have never been known to follow orders when it comes to treats like brownies. :-/
A83_fml 18
Leaving magic brownies at a place a 10 year old can reach.. Good luck having children of your own.
Gabby125 0
wow youre the idiot. no one has ever died from weed.
bittersweets 2
You may not die from "special" brownies, but they can still cause bad side effects. YDI and FHL. If you live together with children, hide your drugs! As if a sign would keep a 10 year old from eating chocolate...
him51772 0
ever hear of not leaving them on the counter and maybe idk hiding them away in yur ******* room? dipshit, never seen anyone quite that stupid before
npk88 0
No..mostly just comments talking about how much of a moronic person she is. Which is pretty true.
OmtheNomNom 0
haha nice.
friendsfanatic 0
the brownies didn't have heroin they had pot in them...
cutiepi 0
Attempted muder?? ahahahahahaha. good luck killing someone with pot... Lighten up. Pot isn't even that bad. I don't smoke pot myself, but I would rather have a close friend 'addicted' to pot than be dependent on alcohol... So much worse.
inconvienentgurl 0
Agreed w/ #83 YDI O.P. for being stupid enough to leave them when you really should of hidden them and not just put up a sign...alot of younger siblings dont care and find the "rush" of doing something bad and sneaking sweets exciting. Clearly if your sister did this then it wasnt the first time she's done something around those lines...You just put "special" brownies right into your sisters lap.
Entity4Infinity 0
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this would have been soo much better if not only ur sister ate them , but your mom or dad or someone like that who could get u in loads of trouble. why make them at home, 1 its stupid and ydi for wanting to get high and 2 you prob now got ur sis into doing it from all the pretty little things she saw before passing out.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Obviously if you think that smoking pot makes people see "pretty things" you either have never done it, or believe you have but should know that it definitely was NOT pot. I am going to go with YDI though. I am not against pot or special brownies, in fact I like both, but it was completely irresponsible to do it in your home where there was a young child living (especially since you then left them unattended!). This, like everything else, should be done responsibly. It's dumb asses like the OP that give people the wrong idea about pot and those who smoke it.
crazzycooll33 0
pendatic, hahahahahahaahahaahahah that is one of THE funniest comments i've seen all day! lmfao
cherstewart 0
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Who in the hell puts heroin in brownies?
r0ck5t4r 3
...a lot more people put pot in their brownies than alcohol
GreenBud_fml 0
Umm... you won't die from the ingredients. The 'special' ingredient/s is mainly hash and shakes.. so the worst that can happen is being passed out for a few days.
MiGman 5
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#104 I knew I guy who died of weed overdose. he cranked a pound of weed
nateb1tch 1
pot isnt bad at all for you. better then alchohol and cigs. and where else would she make brownies? at a friends house where they most likely have parents too?
jim69_fml 0
liar
jim69_fml 0
that was to #338******
mells105 0
that's what you get for making special brownies OP drugs r bad mmkay?
hockey_66 0
alchohol in brownies? WTF weed in brownies is way more popular
Drummerboy1234 0
uhh someone is a dumbfuck. OP didn't attempt to murder anyone. OP made them for herself/himself. if your going to call it attempted murder, why not call it attempted suicide?
SadNemo 0
...this FML is ******* hilarious xD
G6Clutch 0
agreed
Bobissmall 13
i think most of you guys don't know 10 year olds... my cousin is 10 and he'd not eat something that said "no not eat" on it. He might go and find out why not, and ask for some anyway, but still.
MidgetMonster 0
Your idiot sister ought to be slapped for either not knowing how to read or having no respect.
FailBear920 19
Hide yo brownies hide yo mettywauna and hide yo sister because Everyone is gettin high around here!
Brendan3693 0
gabby... your idiotic was the epitome of hilarity and nothing less than pure proof of your deep and bare stupidity. so many people have died from weed or it's side effects it's only funny to scum like you
kurquizu 3
isnt ur cousin just that awesome
Tess_fml 7
Seriously, #249? You have to be 'responsible' about how you do your drugsSiDling drugs is probably one of the most irresponsible things you could ever do. Can't believe what I read from you.
jaint 0
lmao at #249 with the cowboy hat on XD thinks he knows bout stuff... can't take him serious lol
dorkychick 0
366 stfu...just because pot isnt legal to smoke doesnt make it bad...alcohol is way more addicting then pot...its worse for your health and causes a crap load of deaths world wide....alcohol alters your state of mine...motor skills...ect...weed makes you a little bit happy...so wich ones worse?? so if they make burping in public illegal are you gonna go all hitler and look down on someone for doin it?? ur an idiot
audreyy062 2
@377 uh yeah except burping doesnt have any negative effects (unless it smells bad) so thats never gonna happen
nollid7 5
#14 is right, that's nowhere near attempted murder, all the OP's sister will be is rested. Some Kidd just need to learn how to READ!!!
SomeAnonymousBro 4
You can't put heroin in brownies dipshit, they're called "pot brownies" do you know what pot is?
reddawn1985 12
Whats special browns like with sprinkles on them?
cxex 23
It's not heroin. It's weed
FMLusername969 21
Really.... do the world a favor and don't have any kids.
attybabe 6
I laughed way too hard at "attempted murder"
L4m3r 3
Well, I guess your sister learned her lesson, huh? :P
iGreen_Day 0
Thumbs up for future doper sister lazing around the house in her 20s, still living with the rents.
SarahBearXoX 0
yeah I agree haha. obviously stupidity runs in your family op.
sbarrios 0
lol
Mitz_fml 4
You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!
xGet_Over_It 0
OP, what you did is stupid. It's like leaving an obese person in a room with a bucket of fried chicken and a note that says "This is not food."
Rhysviri 10
I had thought that the brownies had extra chocolate or M&Ms in them until I read the comments. OP; YDI for being so irresponsible and putting it in there in the first place. ._. 'Specially with brownies. No one can pass those up.
Already_Dead 15
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Seriously? Are you kidding me? If the 10 year old was smart, she would've stayed the **** away from it. The op isn't stupid, though it would've helped on their part if the brownies were hidden. Why I snapped at you: Everyone in my house smokes (marijuana, cigars), including my teenage sister. They're not idiots for making it so obvious to me, or doing it when I'm around. If I wanted to I could stand outside the closed door and inhail weed until I got high, but I'm smart enough to ignore it (I'm 13. If I'm going to **** up my life, it certainly won't be now). Point is, it's the girl's fault, not op.
Already_Dead 15
Oh yeah, and they also bake stuff with drugs in them sometimes and leave it out in the open without a warning sign. Do I eat it? **** not. The girl's an idiot.
v1kt4r 13
Ha ha, classic
KibaSama 0
lol+right+on+man+hope+ur+sis+had+fun
Yarrachel 16
YDI for not going to White Castle
evangldbrg 0
ZING!
koirules 4
And you have a doctor who display picture. Well done my friend. Well done.
Peacewind 0
Wow. Note for you...don't bake special brownies when your sister is going to be home. Fail
BeeSkwaird 0
I suggest barbed wire next time.
davina_fml 0
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hahahahah special brownies **** u up. she was prolly tripppen xD aha. this is hella funny. maybe next time you won't leave the brownies out in the open.
happyevil 10
Are you on special brownies?
noobienick 19
No, I think she's just special
Connkidd 0
on the ****** counter when u have a little girl living there? YDI
iamgoofymovie 0
u shoulda hid em in ur room or somethin
Morokea 0
Yeah that was pretty dumb, although I will say, the kid wasn't 5. It's not like she couldn't read what it said.