Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
What did you think would happen? The whole point of Facebook is to bother your friends, family and loose acquaintances with your opinion on things. Stuff you don't want to share with others should not be on Facebook in the first place.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look on the bright side OP. No matter how bad you are, your parents will never, ever threaten to spank you again.
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Comments (58)
LordVaper 14
And the problem is?
fakedsincerity 32
It's probably a private part of the OPs life they didn't want to share with their family. Some people are open with stuff like that, some aren't. There isn't any shame in either.
Jonkbaby 23
I feel your pain. I liked a handful of pin-up pages and a few photos and got some texts a few days later. turns out the iPhone Facebook app puts your 'likes' in friends feeds
Mauskau 36
Facebook is nice in the sense that it tells everyone the things you don't want them to see but hides the things you do want them to see.. Btw, the pages you like and follow are visible on your profile.
Dave_Davington 34
What did you think would happen? The whole point of Facebook is to bother your friends, family and loose acquaintances with your opinion on things. Stuff you don't want to share with others should not be on Facebook in the first place.
amadmanwithabox 4
that's what you get.. you can't do ANYTHING without them wanting to link it to Facebook
Lalala579121 28
I mean, that is kinda how Facebook works.
the_real_dvd 21
On the plus side, perhaps you'll find a kindred spirit.
howdmynosego 12
Thanks a lot, now BDSM is in my search history
I_Like_Pengwinz 3
same lol
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Look on the bright side OP. No matter how bad you are, your parents will never, ever threaten to spank you again.
Monica_J 7
????? best comment
rockydify 22
How did you not know??!
Jayms_fml 32
Thank you! I was wondering when someone was gonna ask this question. How DID he not know??
Soverain 15
For all of you guys who don't know what BDSM is. It stands for bondage, domination, sado-masochism.
xx000o 27
Thanks for keeping it out of my search history.
Nyattack 14
Actually it's Bondage&Discipline, Domination&Submission, Sadism&Masochism ! (it should read BDDSSM but was contracted)
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Not entirely true. BDSM stands for Bondage&Discipline, Domination&Submission, and Sadism&Masochism. It's a very broad fetish that involves lots of different sub-categories.
sanyata 9
While the fact that liking something now shows up in people's feeds is relatively new, they've always been able to see the pages and posts you like on your profile as far as I'm aware. If you don't want something to be public, don't put it in the public domain, like social media