Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly
KenMcGormick 0
are you sure he accidentally wrote that?
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Comments (111)
ShadowsGirl 5
yea i was going to say the same thing too about the accident thing.
capthavoc123 0
If you're so afraid of rejection that you ask someone out without being face to face, then you're never going to get a boyfriend.
BadLuckTuck 0
Next time, use chat, that's how my best friend asked me out :) ....and how they dumped me 10 days later. And here's something immature: I'm #69. That's the highlight of my ******* day.
Coccinelle_fml 15
hmmmmm... YDI for asking people out on their fb wall where everyone can see?
Leilenah 0
Whatever happened to asking people out in person?
xHabsfanx 0
"Accidently"? I don't think so.
xHabsfanx 0
Accidentally*
The__Redneck 7
YDI for asking someone out via Facebook. Folks, asking someone out means asking for her company (or his, if you're a woman), for a specific event, on a specific evening. Otherwise, you're a wuss and the person you're speaking to should say no.
PinkAyame 0
give u points for being creative but it's kinda stupid that u couldn't do it personally if he is your best friend
bahamamama25 0
lolol. i like how u think he accidentally posted it as his status!
ash92_fml 0
YDI for asking out your best friend. The only guy I've ever liked is my best friend but I'm never going to say anything, cause it'll ruin the way it is now. Bury it deep down inside haha!! He'll be gone in a year anyway. Sorry OP :)