Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly
KenMcGormick 0
are you sure he accidentally wrote that?
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Comments (111)
Sirpaulie 0
that was no accident. retard
Yee12 0
YDI for asking someoe out over facebook. That's worst then doing it over text.
sugarshane623 0
the moral of the story? dont rely solely on something like facebook for a dependable social life.
Tripout 0
MY QUESTION IS.....How many friends does op have??? if it's one (him) then DONT WORRY ABOUT IT and why ask someone out with graffiti creator AND IF HES YOUR BEST FRIEND, why not ask face to face??? You're just askin for it. YDI
mzhonesty 0
That's really weak, to ask someone out on Facebook. Maybe if you asked him upfront, he might have said yes.
mahamii_93 0
hahaha omg...FYL
kazumaslayer666 3
I can't help but lol about this one. Sorry but ydi not him. I would be pissed if my gf asked me out through fb. Good thing I don't have a fb :D. face to face works wonders you should try it sometime op
buggybeauty 0
YDI, you fool! who asks someone out like that? you're a ******* idiot!
some_girl9 8
What makes you think he "accidentally" put his rejection in his status? YDI for asking him out in such a lame way! Who the hell DOES that??? This is a sign that you should only have online friendships/boyfriends.
rosierosierosie 0
if thats the way you ask people out, there is probably a reason you probably don't have a lot of facebook friends
RODEOqueen 0
Nobody cares that you're first. congratulations looking like an idiot. OP, how old are you? Facebook graffiti wall makes me think you're in middle school. If so, learn from this experience. If you're older, look in a mirror and "man"-up. Facebook is not where mature relationships start.