Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly
KenMcGormick 0
are you sure he accidentally wrote that?
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Comments (111)
Santaswords 0
i used facebook on this girl i liked too but she commented me back
basketball_40_40 0
Ive been trying to go out with this girl who ive been friends with for about a year and when i asked her she quit asking me how do i know we arnt friends she hasnt added me on facebook
trackrunner00008 0
so many things wrong. number one you did it by facebook. that shows how childish you are and guys want a real woman that's not affraid of stuff. second if he is your best friend ( he isn't) that would be awkward. I say he isn't your best friend because he rejected you on his wall on purpose so he obviously doesn't give a damn about your feelings or your reputation. third if more people liked his status than you have friends, you have no friends and he is out of your league.
broke_otaku 3
are you sure it was an accident he posted it as his status than your wall. either way, it would still be public
skiier4life 1
well you know what they say, the more friends you have on facebook, the less friends you have in real life
markmark 0
if it hasn't been said yet, it probably wasn't an accident.
scotty1234 0
how is this on both top and flop?
mtc4ever 0
don't ask a guy out on facebook, especially by graffiti. are you stupid? how do you expect to go on a date with him if you don't have the balls to ask over the phone or to his face? YDI
AnarchySocialism 0
you seem like a coward compared to most stupid americans.
XCaLX_fml 0
ydi for bing ugly