Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Top comments
KiwiBlam 4
Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly
KenMcGormick 0
are you sure he accidentally wrote that?
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Comments (111)
KiwiBlam 4
Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly
KenMcGormick 0
u are correct... she need to grow some balls... but how?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
weeeelll, after a few surgeries and testosterone injections, she could very well have some ballz. ;-) and YDI, cause if you really like someone, most of the time you can find the courage to ask them out in real life. and are you sure that he didn't mean to make it his status? food for thought.
arrivezalhelico 0
HA general burnside win!
jorgen94 0
please i dont wanna know...
soccerchickrocks 0
agreed. you r retarded if u ask someone out on Facebook. whimp
5fdp4life 1
Learn how to spell.
kirbcheck76 3
wow that sucks
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
Well you kind of deserve this one for asking someone out on facebook.... i mean jesus that is pretty ******* pathetic and sad. But I still feel sorry for you a bit, that's really mean.
ceewii 0
Let's hope you don't have a lot of friends on facebook.
KenMcGormick 0
are you sure he accidentally wrote that?
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for having a FB!
Deadshot108 0
FYL for not!
monstaber 6
ha you think Facebook is so awesome.. and then you delete it and realize how much time you've been wasting
astro_plastic 0
Guess you should have sent a bumper sticker instead.
BenAmazesYou 0
Yes, I agree with her. (: Bumper Stickers are always better :P
Imnewhere 21
his loss anyway, you'll find someone better
50epidemic 0
YDI for asking someone out via facebook
ohSNAPyall 27
Is that why you're here?