Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
Chaith 16
He sounds like a real catch. :]
KenMcGormick 0
yea vaginas taste bad... next time mix in a little salt and pepper... just jking
zezjo 3
jk=just kidding... just just kidding?
llScarlFacell 0
He obviuosly meant just joking. Use your brain. Duh...
Fireashes250 16
More like "just just kidding ing."
uscscreenwriter 0
He was probably just hungry.
chocolate_fml 0
Yeah I wouldn't go down on a guy either because it's a lot of work with no real benefit to me. Plus cum tastes terrible. Give none, get none. Stupid selfish bastards...
mrssuarez2011 12
Ditto
mesosexy 0
Why would you randomly ask your boyfriend to eat you? You should only ask him that if you're already engaging in sexual activity...jeez...
summerskin 0
uh this is really funny but i'm just wondering why you'd want him to right after he's had a buncha potato chips all up in his mouth, kinda weird lmao
Ldy_S_FTW 0
LMAO @ #3 ... eitha way...he's probably joking anyways...i would HATE to b disrupted while eating...such a turn off lol
Jimboom 12
Dunno about this guy but generally unless the girl has just washed down there it's a no go area and the same with me. Which is cool and understandable. This guy is probably the same. Chances are you have gone to the toilet in the last few hours, which means it's gonna not be all roses and cream so a no. Though the guy could have been more tactful about it.
sucka_free 0
to OP...he was probably joking and you asked at a really inappropriate time... hungry man >>> willing to get down on a girl...anyday.
smurf_diddy_m 0
ouch!