Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Top comments
m311 6
aw thats not nice
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for looking like a horse.
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Comments (130)
alexxss_fml 10
she's really not bad looking. idk why everyone thinks she's ugly.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
The simple way to fix that and improve your looks is to beat your face repeatedly with a jagged stick.
ncvolley123 8
60, you 5"14????
lolugotowned 0
60 black ops is dope :)
faroutrabbit 0
could have been worse could have been Justin beiber
LexSwift 17
I love Sarah. She's my favorite actress ever.
DudeImBetter 0
61 thanks unlike some haters cough84 jk but that is a cool dog 84, it reminds me of my old dog. I miss him. 107 yeah it's just a cooler way to say 6 foot 2, I guess? 110 dude add me my GT is DudeImWayBetter.
DudeImBetter 0
114 you look like you were pulled out of an elephants ass and no one bothered to clean you up and then you decided to take a picture of you taking a dump on a reclining chair. Also how crazy was your roid rage when you got that mosaic painted on you, I could tell you couldn't sit still through the painting cause the mosaic's f***ed up. how many years of going to the gym did it take you to lose your neck? you should invest in a bra for your right boob that ***** poking out bro. I don't get how you can be such a big deal with a small dick. why you picking fights online dude?
AmandaBoo2122 5
Sarah jessica Parker is gorgeous. you probably just say she's ugly bc you want to feel better about yourself and want others to feel good about you. obviously it isn't working
bitharvest 2
lmao you got what you deserved. of course, i don't think she's ugly at all, but that's whole other topic.