Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Top comments
m311 6
aw thats not nice
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for looking like a horse.
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Comments (130)
Glenn_Coco 0
ugh #12 plz don't be talking. Your over size body disgust me and I'm straight. And not just that, it looks like you don't have a neck. Oh don't let me forget the tatoos, over doing it and they don't even look nice.
ICabooseI 0
of he asks to go hunting, don't come with him (you get a cookie if you get what this is from)
ktdad07 0
Kill the phonies!
DrAwesome 6
Your boyfriend will never look a gift horse in the mouth again.
ICabooseI 0
what did 21 say?
eternalsunlight 5
Hahahaha!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
23... hilarious... but seriously OP.... just because SJP has a face that looks like a beat up horse doesn't mean u do.... maybe it's your hair, or your man-hands... possibly none of the above... maybe ... nah, it's your horse-face... but she does have a nice ass... next time ask him which celebrity your ass reminds him of... then hope he doesn't answer... "Matthew Broderick"
CallMeHush 1
So do I.
Thanateros 1
HAHA you look like a foot xD
chokolatecandie1 6
ouch that hurts. . very mean of him
riggens7522 0
you must have a wonderful personality OP, because that bitch is nasty.