Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML
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FMLkoala 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
WhoopteDo 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
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Comments (73)
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Poison the chicken >:)
ninety 25
Because there's nothing like being single AND in prison for the rest of her life.
ginger196 14
Well, someone has his priorities straight
kendallfireHD 16
Not like you're gonna buy him chicken now…
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Looks like he's into "the other white meat"
leilana33 4
when guys say this it means you're not good enough for him and he wants to see someone else, bertiebeth. move on and work on being a better girlfriend for the next guy. in other words, YDI for making him feel that way. oh and dont buy him chicken.
mellyski 25
You do realise people grow apart in relationships and it's not always someone's fault when the relationship ends? Your theory could be applied both ways; perhaps it was OPs ex who needed to work at being a better boyfriend.
ulissey_fml 22
I hope he's now you egg -boyfriend , OP.
emily4040 18
What does take-out have to do with eggs?
JBChristian 47
Chicken, chickens have to do with eggs. Bad pun non the less.
haxthis 3
Lame
worldclassrager 41
I think beefing up his guts for a better break up would be better...what a chicken
ELoni_fml 25
I know a good place to shove that chicken...
JBChristian 47
Up his ass with a steel toed boot halfway after it.
missyg1992 2
he said that because your probably did something wrong. he found someone better and you should move on. YDI for causing him to feel that way.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
and how do you know that? lol moron
missyg1992 2
im playing the odds. chances are she probably did something that caused his heart to wander and want to "see other people" i'd do the same if my boyfriend started acting like a dick.
TogeBara 12
first you smart off on the hamster fml, now you give unwarranted advice to someone you don't know. I think you're better off keeping your trap shut. Ignore this person OP, they're an idiot.
Spark_Slicker 19
What makes you think that is the most likely scenario? Plenty of people just get bored of their significant others and break up with them even when the person hasn't done anything wrong. There is no indication in this fml that OP did anything to cause him to want to break up and I have no idea why you think the chances of it being like that are high.
hahaha002 1
wow so my comments got deleted because you guys hate hearing the truth. smh i'm still gonna come back though.