Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML
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Top comments
FMLkoala 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
WhoopteDo 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
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Comments (73)
GirasolNegro 22
I hope he is now your ex-boyfriend.
brand125 17
....duhhhh, thats the fml
BobbieH 19
I'm thinking he didn't quite mean to say it at that moment. Especially in response to the question of food for take away. Freudian slip at its finest!
WasabiMars 21
#32: You mean he wants to break-up with OP because he wants to date his own mother? Now this is some sick, demented plot twist. I don't know how you made this conclusion but I recommend you see a psychotherapist. Now.
KushCrushin89 10
Your thinking of another philosopher. Freud was all about sex but not necessarily with one's own mother... Dumbass
Simbaby 23
Wow, what a douche bag . Sorry to hear that .
vikky538 29
Does he know ex boyfriends dont get to ask takeouts from ex girlfriends...
cwrocker 14
Crush laxatives and season them on his food
PhoenixRiver 10
I hope you mean ex boyfriend. you totally deserve better OP.
MrConcise 35
Shouldn't have interrupted his proposal with a selfie. That kind of thing rubs a man the wrong way.
haleymarie3133 2
Chicken takeout be making everyone crazy up in here!
nikko0328 9
i hate chickens..but poultries good.
sean0930 11
Punish him by getting him beef .lol