Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went clothes shopping for an upcoming wedding trip to Mexico. He wanted a dressing room fashion show to approve what I would buy. I’m 40. Last time I did this, I was in grade school. Maybe I shouldn’t go on the trip. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
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DLBL 23
Please don't marry this ass hat. He'll never stop criticizing you.
melody rage 7
absolutely not
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DLBL 23
Please don't marry this ass hat. He'll never stop criticizing you.
melody rage 7
absolutely not
copalolita 17
Please leave this misogynist POS. Please. You shouldn’t have to shrink for someone else’s pathetic beauty standards.
tiptoppc 21
You act like sex appeal isn’t still something that is included in sexual attraction and part of a relationship. Can we finally start calling it for what it is? Rationalizing gluttony as a problem of not trying hard enough to find someone appealing is going to lead to an early dead end and extra-wide coffins. Stop acting like it’s morally OK to be unhealthy when the burden on the system of society and the costs are paramount with no positive upsides. I’m not sorry for saying this. People need to take charge of their health, however they have to, and stop demonizing people who think it’s not a good thing to weigh as much as a small cow.
copalolita 17
If you want someone to have permanent "Sex appeal" then buy a sex doll or something. Bodies change over the years due to childbirth, unpredictable illnesses and accidents, etc. To enter a relationship or marriage with the expectation that the other person looks that way forever is the most absurd thing ever. Maybe it's time to start treating romantic partners as people instead of sex objects to satisfy some sick pervy fantasy.
Battousai124 9
If he is not attracted right now, he should leave instead of doing this bullshit manipulation and criticism. Accept the people you want in your life as they are and support them in change they have chosen you toxic POS
Hangryko 32
Bloody hell, dump his ass.
Vesi 30
RUN! CODE RED!! 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Imagine spending the rest of your life with a man who is constantly doing things like this—because he will constantly do things like this to you for the rest of your life if you let him start now.
GoogieWithers 25
This 🚩🚩🚩🚩 is not a carnival, it is a warning.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
I man who loved you would not do this. It will only get worse. Back out now.
IwaterDeadPlants 1
this man here is a dead plant. Do not water him a second longer.