Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
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Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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crzyry 6
If she survives, ask her again next week.
fml_premium_mem 0
no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P
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Comments (72)
dummydory 4
Lol , that's hilarious althoughbir sort of sucks 4 the girl
grrrarrrg2 2
You should of punched her in the throat! Dumb ******* ****!
those_dutch 0
Karma is a bitch, bitch
heyyimkell 2
Aweeee. That sucks OP, FYL. But hey, karma is a bitch. She was rude for laughing at you, and then she ended up having an asthma attack because of her rude behaviour.
Harajuku_tits 0
jokes on her HARHAR
rockmyworld 0
I love the OP's name just thought I'd mention it
nom_nom_nom 0
man, some girls are bitches. Karma was the asthma attack though.
Fluffy_homan 0
yes HARHAR the jokes on her HARHARHAR what are you a f*ckng pirate?? oh and OP, you should consider not trying to over chick things and stuff like this won't haspen, otherwise ynext time you ask a girl out she might die :-(
pcat88 0
She sounds like a bitch! What's sort of psycho laughs in the face of a person asking them out?! You should totally steal her inhaler, then make her chase you for it!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Perhaps she was uber-nervous?